Farrah Fawcett dies and goes to heaven. God asks her what she would like her legacy to be. She thinks for a moment and says, "The protection of children."
**POOF**
Michael Jackson dies.
Did you know when it was bedtime at Neverland? When the "Big" hand touched the "little" hand.
Michael Jackson was born a cute little black kid and died an ugly old white lady.
"Let's all be careful out there!"
Caifornia to Toronto
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So I will try to make this quick.
3 Guys having a beer in a pub in Toronto.
One of the guys had moved with his wife to Canada when she got a big
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