TECHNOLOGICAL FAUX PAS

I've just read that some fashion designer has come up with a dress that will "light up" when the wearer's cell phone rings.

Geez!

As if those damn phones weren't already a pain in a movie theater.

Of course, I can see one advantage. If your daughter is late coming home from "studying with her girlfriends", you can always drive out to the local "Lover's Lane", call her number and see which car's interior suddenly lights up.

"Let's all be careful out there!"