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Sunday, June 08, 2008

DAILY CHUCKLE












"Let's all be careful out there!"

18 MILLION CRACKS

IN THE GLASS CEILING

"The 50th woman to leave this Earth is orbiting overhead. If we can blast 50 women into space, we will someday launch a woman into the White House."

"Although we weren't able to shatter that highest, hardest glass ceiling this time, thanks to you, it's got about 18 million cracks in it, and the light is shining through like never before, filling us all with the hope and the sure knowledge that the path will be a little easier next time." - Hillary Clinton

Probably the best speech she gave for the past year.


Now McCain & Co. must deal with walking the narrow path to avoid even simply implying race as an issue between now and November. I don't think John will have a problem but controlling more hardcore elements of his party may be problematic. After Hillary's barely veiled racist statements torpedoed her already failing effort, they should have learned a lesson, but people have a tendency to engage their mouths before releasing the clutch on their brain.

The billionaire co-founder of telecoms equipment maker Broadcom, Henry T Nicholas III, has a lot of trouble to deal with over the next few years.

The Phoenix Mars Lander is experiencing some unanticipated problems.

The recent outbreak of salmonella in Texas and New Mexico tomatoes has spread to 16 states and now the McDonalds in Canada are discontinuing the use of tomatoes on their sandwiches. A precautionary move. To prevent ingesting the bacteria, you just need to wash the tomatoes in warm water or cook them at 140+ degrees.

The City of Los Angeles is suing Time-Warner Cable for "lousy service".

And ComCast has its own problems over a "right arm" check that got published on the web.

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Thank you for dropping in. I'll be back later with more and hope you can join me.

Enjoy your Sunday.

"Let's all be careful out there!"

Saturday, June 07, 2008

OBSERVATIONS

Well I've been in California for a week now and I thought I would describe those little things, positive & negative, that have caught my attention.

The weather in the Central Valley of California in the late Spring is beautiful. Lows in the 50's and highs in the mid 80's. I know that won't last long. Temps in July and August reach the 115 to 118 range.

I can still see stars at night but the light pollution cuts that by almost 2/3rds from Mau'i. I miss the night sky.

It is very quiet at my son's home. At night I can hear the train whistle in the distance. A muted lonely mournful sound. No street traffic. No sirens. No trucks using their "Jake brakes". At night the occasional dog briefly announcing a trespass by a feline intruder.

My son and family have a beautiful home. Far exceeding anything that I provided when he was growing up. I am proud of him. I have treasured jewels in my mind of each brief moment in time spent with them over the last 2 decades. Mundane for them but precious for me.

I am amazed at how much Modesto has grown. I first moved to the area in late 1976. The population was circa 76,000. It now is near 225,000. Kihei was 10 square miles and Modesto is 39 square miles. The area has adequate intracity bus service. Gas was $4.39 at the station this morning.

There is a major problem with gangs and certain neighborhoods have driveby shootings on a regular basis. But seldom enough that it does make the front page of the local paper. Unlike El Lay, where the local news doesn't even report incidents unless there are multiple deaths.

The local economy is agriculture driven but a vast percentage of the residents commute the 90-100 mile one-way trip to the Bay Area every work day, where salaries are double (or more) to those provided locally.

Flat. The valley is absolutely flat. On a clear day you can see the foothills of the Sierra Nevadas to the east and the coastal range to the west. On a clear day.

The valley has bad air pollution. Dust, smog, etc. Air circulation is stagnated by the bordering terrain. The only way for air to flow is via the Carquinez Strait, where the Sacramento/San Joaquin Rivers enter the northwest corner of San Francisco Bay.

While I am happy here, getting caught up on my family's lifes, I am still in the process of getting things together for the eventual transition to Asia. To get a passport I need a certified copy of my birth certificate. That has to come from Los Angeles County and has been ordered. Upon receipt I can apply for my passport. It will probably be late August or early September before I make the next move.

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As I am sure you are all aware, Big Brown did not win the Triple-Crown. In fact he came in last. Which, considering the track temps at the time, was a smart move by the jockey. We didn't need another dead horse.


When Google first lauched Gmail in 2004, they were filtering spam at a rate of 25% of all traffic. Now they are doing it at 75%. I get, all filtered away, about 3,000 spam messages a month to my Paradise Driver account. My personal account gets about 1,000 and some others that exist but are seldom used get less than 100.

"Let's all be careful out there!"

SATURDAY'S ODDS & ENDS

Is your cell phone complicated? Try living in Japan where everybody is gadget crazy and their mobiles reflect that. The iPhone is going to be inroduced there late this year and while fancy by most people's standards, in Japan it is just a middle-of-the-road device with few features. Japan is about 5 years ahead of the rest of the world in cell technology.

If Obama is elected to the Oval Office, no matter what he does he will disappoint a lot of people. Both nationally and globally. His non-specific slogan calling for Hope and Change could work against him.

See what happens when stoners play with lasers. They could get 20 years for their efforts.

Police in Vancouver, Canada are employing decoy cops to control traffic.

Seismologists have determined that a new and rare type of earthquake, called a supershear, can occur on long straight fault lines. And they produce reactions more widespread than the type of quakes we are used to.

Something is going on near Colorado Springs. A boy was taken to the hospital with 2nd degree burns to his feet. Firefighters have measured the ground surface temperature at 800°f and no one can offer an explaination.

"Let's all be careful out there!"

DAILY CHUCKLE












"Let's all be careful out there!"

FLIP-FLOPS, THONGS, SLIPPERS, SANDALS

WHATEVER YOU CALL THEM

They aren't good for your feet. In Hawai'i, thats almost the entire shoe business.


This very tragic event taught me something new. I had never heard of "dry drowning". And, no, its not an interrogation technique.

Is Jasper TX one of the places where McCain wants to meet Obama for a "Townhall Meeting"?

McCain is doing another "flip-flop" regarding the Constitution.

"Bush knows little about economy" - McCain aide. Boy that is an understatement.

Arnold Schwarzenegger, California's "governator", is rapidly falling in the polls as the State's economy takes a nosedive.

49,000 more jobs were lost last month. Oil attained a new record high and the Dollar got flushed. Thats why the DJI slid down its mousehole yesterday. The $10.75 jump in crude yesterday was greater than what the cost of crude was 10 years ago.

A fatal entry for my LLDE file.

The title of this editorial is "Why McCain would make a better President" but for the life of me I can't find where the author made his point. Its more of a lesser of two-evils op-ed.

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Thanks much for coming by. I hope your weekends is enjoyable. Hope to see you again soon.

"Let's all be careful out there!"

Friday, June 06, 2008

FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE












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All week long I've been looking at today's date and wondering why it was important. There was nothing on any of my calendars. It has been bugging me. Then this afternoon the proverbial light dawned. This is D-DAY. The day that allied troops staged the European invasion at Normandy in 1944. "Band of Brothers". "Saving Private Ryan". "The Longest Day".

Thats the nice thing about having a brain that nags. It just keeps pestering me until it gets what it wants.

"Let's all be careful out there!"

FROM THE INSIDE PAGES

NYPD has a new $10 million helicopter, equipped with a camera that can recognize faces from 2 miles away, peer inside a building from 3-4 miles out and track a vehicle with a 12 miles tail. Sounds like Blue Thunder.


A very popular intoxicant during prohibition, cough syrup has been ruled as the contributory cause of death to a couple in Pennsylvania back in March.

They're 36MM and they've gotten this stripper a listing in the Guinness Book of World Records. She says she gets a lot of strange looks, especially from men. More power to her but I think they are stupid. And at 20 pounds each, her back must always be in pain.

Comcast is planning to increase its internet users connection speed to 100mbps early in 2010.

Every couple of years a new story in this vein pops up. Just keep my glass filled, bartender.

Have you ever heard of Law of Accelerating Returns? Neither had I until I came across this story.

"Let's all be careful out there!"

DAILY CHUCKLE












"Let's all be careful out there!"

ITS MIDNIGHT...

DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR NUCLEAR ARSENAL IS?

Secretary of Defense Gates has accepted the resignations of (read that as "fired") the Secretary of the Air Force and the top general of the Air Force. To say that the job they were doing exceeded their capabilities would be an understatement.

The Senate Intelligence Committee has released its report about what the Dubya Administration knew, didn't know and fabricated during the run-up to the Iraqi war. The Republican members of the committee are discounting the report as just political rhetoric in a campaign year. Saying that the same Democratic members voted for the war originally. What they won't acknowledge is that the members were only given the encapsulated intelligence reports provided by Dubya & co. Not the complete raw data. What it all boils down to is that every major reason that "fearless leader" evoked as justification for nearly 4,100 wasted GI lives and nearly 100,000 Iraqi civilian deaths was all a lie. We won't even discuss what the wasted trillion plus dollars could have been used for to aid our economy.




It looks like Turkey's Constitutional Court has more balls that France's equivalent. This may make for a long hot summer as Islamic fundamentalists protest this secular decision.

So, what is a logical way to protest high pump prices? Why set fire to a Starbucks, of course.

The way teenage angst is now expressed since I was a kid, or my kids were that age, has really changed. And it isn't any better in the UK either.

I guess people in Hartford CT don't really give a shit about anyone but themselves. Nobody came to this 78 year old man's aid and no one called 9-1-1. The hit & run was only reported when a cop responding to another call stumbled on the scene. He is paralyzed and in ICU. All those 'LOOKIE -LOOS" should be lined up against a wall and have someone beat them with a baseball bat and then left to fend for themselves.

Continental Airlines is joining United and American in cutting service and jobs.


Are you planning on doing Disney World in Florida this year? The place is huge but Disney and Google have teamed up to produce a Google Earth 3-D map.

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Its TGIF!

Have a fantastic weekend.

Hope you can come back soon.

"Let's all be careful out there!"