MOTHER NATURE

IS A BITCH!

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Want to know how to make the Fates laugh?

Tell them your plans for the future.

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I was chosen, yesterday afternoon, as the most esteemed servant of Mother Nature, to attend to her throne with my dear companions P. T. Bismol and K. O. Pectate. The services lasted through the evening and well into the morning hours.

Eventually she tired of my vespers and sought amusement elsewhere.

She left the vestal virgin Whisper-In-My-Ear to teach me all 10,000 verses of the hymn, Never Eat Warm Sushi!

My penance thus paid, I should have something better to write about tomorrow.

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Later.....

Wil
=8^))
"Let's all be careful out there!"