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Wednesday, September 12, 2007

THE SCARY THING IS

IT WILL GET WORSE

My take-home last night was $26. I spent $30 at the store. Thats a losing proposition. I drove more miles than I metered $$s. All my fares occurred between 8p and 9:30p. And not one of any interest. I am headed to bed.

Oh, my worst shift ever was 6 hours with one $4.25 fare.

5 fares / 61 miles / 3rd quarter below $100 bracket

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Melissa Plaut:

BIGGER version

USA TODAY story

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What happens when you:
  1. Have nothing to do
  2. Own a sharp knife
  3. Have a large lime
  4. Own a patient cat
  5. Drink too much tequila
  6. And it's football season?
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And thus ends another day in Paradise. Check in tomorrow. Maybe, just maybe, something will happen.

Mahalo

Aloha


THE PICTURE GALLERY

Ha'iku
Mau'i
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"Let's all be careful out there!"

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

PATRIOT'S DAY!

DO YOU REALLY CARE?


I consider it the day the Constitution of the United States was violently assaulted by our current occupant of the Office of the President of the United States of America. Whether it survives his repeated attacks is "iffy".

"Patriotism means to stand
by the country.
It does not mean to stand
by the president."
---Theodore Roosevelt




thanks Lugosi for the image

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Did you get your invitation?

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A unique WORLD CLOCK

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The Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort has closed.

Forever.

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Resort occupancy is down.
So they raise rooms rates.

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These is still a lot of controversy about some of the events of this day. Inconsistencies between what we are told happened and visual evidence that seems to contradict those statements.

The one that stands out in my mind was an interview with a woman whose adult daughter was on Flt 93, the one that crashed in Pennsylvania. It only aired once on CBS-TV and went something like this:
"We're ready to attack the cockpit. The wing is on fire. I gotta go Mom."
WING ON FIRE?
And some wreckage was found over 6 miles away, even though the plane did a vertical nose-dive into the ground. Something happened to that plane before it crashed.

I am not advocating any of the conspiracy theories that we have all heard over that last 6 years but some things just don't add up.

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Found this quip on Overheard In New York:
Guy #1: Yeah, so the taxi driver took us through the most congested traffic. He did it on purpose!
Guy #2: That's why you have to tell them where to go.
Guy #1: And be firm.
Guy #2: It's like training a dog.
Remember, though, that some of us have a "bite" worse than our "bark".

Mahalo

Aloha


THE PICTURE GALLERY

Ha'iku
Mau'i
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"Let's all be careful out there!"

Monday, September 10, 2007

THE BEST OF...

THIS WEEK'S E-MAIL

Talk about "unmarked" traffic enforcement!
"So, this is Florida in the winter."
You gotta do what you gotta do.
Only used once.
Damn steroids
We've all had days like this
"And you said she was naked?"
Future shoes, handbags & cowboy boots
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HOW TO LIVE LIFE...

Be calm, quiet, tranquil
Bloom as often as you can
Stay close to your family
Explore the world around you
Enjoy the relaxing rhythm of waves
Watch the moon rise
Spread your wings and take off on your own
Then enjoy the comfort of coming home again
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Have a great week, everybody!

Mahalo

Aloha


THE PICTURE GALLERY

Windward O'ahu
Warm Soft Tropics
La Perouse Bay
Mau'i
Big Island
Another Day In Paradise
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"Let's all be careful out there!"

Sunday, September 09, 2007

TO QUOTE

FREDDYBEACH CABBY

"Saturday Night
One of the things I like about Saturday Night, is the fact that I don't have to work Sunday night. This is why Saturdays are my favorite night. Once again Saturday night started off slow, and gradually picked up..."
Couldn't have said it better myself.

The good news was I didn't have to take the phone until 12:30a. "Mau'i Jim" (#17) had graciously agreed to accept the duties until midnight. The bad news was that he was not quite centered in his universe and his radio was malfunctioning. It got really bad when he got a trip to the "west-side" and we all had to switch to channel #2. That repeater is on the top of the island of Lana'i and it didn't like Jim's radio at all. The rest of us could hear each other okay but not him. I mentioned the problem in the end of shift e-mail I send to the owner each morning.

Good news #2 is that I completely filled up my "trip sheet". Bad news was that I never left town. Some decent runs but mostly pu-pus.

The business at the bars was quiet. Few tourists and devoid of most of those who work the "customer contact" service industry jobs. They didn't earn much in tips this past week.

After I took over the phone, Jim went home, I was the ONLY cab on the "south-side". TMR (#27) was headed to Kahului to pick up a "special" he had dropped earlier. Went to the "Triangle" for a fare. He gets in and it was the usual:
"Aloha. Where to?"
"Kihei."
"Friend, we are in Kihei. Where in Kihei do you want to go?"
"I already fucking told you. KIHEI!"
"Dude, give me an address or condo name or get out."
"Just shutup and drive. I'll tell you where to turn."
"Sir, you now have two options to choose from. I am not taking you anywhere.

ONE, get out of my cab now

or

TWO, I'll call the cops to come and remove you from my cab by whatever means necessary.


After a short extention to our doomed relationship, he chose option TWO.

15 minutes later I am waiting for another fare at the chained off entrance to the "Triangle" near the Tiki Lounge. Guess who opens my rear door and demands to go to "Kihei".

Yep, ol' stupid. That bit'o'negotiation was even shorter than the previous one.

I also chewed out one of the wannabe rent-a-cops at the "Triangle" last night. I have mentioned before about the on going battle between the property management and the bar owners. Security chains all the street entrances closed and limits access to the property to the rear, which is often impassable due to poorly parked cars/trucks. The lot near Tiki, Dog & Duck & Kahale's has a loop where you can make a circle for access and egress. The lot by Lulu's and Bada Bings is a straight one and to exit you must find a space to turn around or you have to back out the way you came in. Backing up with a herd of drunks grazing across your path is dangerous.

Two weeks ago, I started refusing to go into the "Triangle" after the chains go up. I tell the dispatcher to send the people to the nearest blocked street entrance. Last night security called and I told him where to send the people and why I was making the request. He didn't. I call him back to find out where my fare is and he told me that he wanted the cab in front of the Tiki Lounge. I reiterated and the conversation quickly deteriorated to base name calling and swearing between both of us. The people never came out and I never went in. And since I was the ONLY cab available, I don't know how they departed.

As you might have noticed, I am getting real tired of dealing with drunks. I have been doing so for most of my adult life.

I go through these cycles every so often.

Drunks depress me.

12 fares / 123 miles / 3rd quarter $100 bracket

Stop by tomorrow, if you can. I'll have the pot on.

Mahalo

Aloha


THE PICTURE GALLERY

Pa'ia
(foreground)
(OGG, Kahului, Wailuku
In back)
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"Let's all be careful out there!"