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Monday, September 25, 2006

VISITOR'S VIDEOS

MAU'I FROM A TOURISTS POV

MICKEY AND DIANA DO MAU'I



ROYAL LAHAINA LUAU



MAU'I LOOKOUT



MAU'I



MAU'I



MAU'I SUNSET SAIL





"Let's all be careful out there!"

IT'S MY DAY OFF

AND I AM PLUMB OUT OF STORIES

Enjoy!


THE PICTURE GALLERY














"Let's all be careful out there!"

Sunday, September 24, 2006

RAKING IT IN

HAND OVER FIST

A very bountiful shift. The first hour was dead. I slowly inched my way up the Wailea queue. Finally received my first call at 8:00pm. Two people down at the Maui Prince who needed to go to the Pride of Aloha, in Kahului harbor. A $60+ run is a great way to finally get started. Returned to town and pulled a couple of decent trips in Kihei and Wailea. Then was dispatched to The Shops At Wailea, where I picked up a foursome going to Lahaina, on the westside. Had a bit of difficulty in picking them up. One came to the pickup point at The Shops that I had been dispatched to. Probably had one or two glasses of wine beyond her normal limit. Intoxocated but genial. Two more showed up, about 10 minutes later and the fourth called to say he was at the upper end of The Shops. Drove to that location and no one was there. One of the ladies called him and asked exactlly where he was standing. He had wandered to the lower northend of The Shops. Boogied to that spot and there he was, looking like some poor lost child. Took a couple of minutes to explain to him how the electric seat adjustment worked, alcohol does make a person a might slow on the learning curve, and then we were off to Lahaina.

Just as we reached Ma'alaea, one of the ladies needed to pull over. One lady puked, the other stood with her and the two guys took a piss next to the cab. Everybody back into the cab and we were rolling again.

I keep the temperature in the cab at 70of (21.1oc). This was too warm for them and so I dropped it down to 65of (18.3oc). Per their request I tuned the radio to 104.7 fm (the golden oldies station), pumped up the volume and silently laughed as I listened to them sing along, very loudly and usually very, very off-key.

The original plan had been to drop part of the group at a residence in Lahaina and take the rest to their car, parked at the Lahaina Cannery Mall. By the time we had reached the home, everybody knew that they were too drunk to drive and the decision was made to stay at the house and take a cab to their car tomorrow. I was really happy to hear that. Every one of them was at least 0.15% BA.

All the other drivers working were having a good night also. Three had runs from OGG to Ka'anapali and the fifth one took a trip upcountry to Kula.

My solo hours generated about $40 additional on the meter.

SPECIAL TO PEGGY:

That was an editted transcription of an actual call that night. There were actually 7 calls made by the lady in a 15 minute period. She was very drunk and I gave you folks the Readers Digest version. I get about 5 calls like this on Fridays, my dispatch night, and I treat each one the same way. If people can't take the time to know where they are at and waste my time on the phone, I hang up. Some of these lame brains think that we have the police enhanced 9-1-1 emergency phone syatem that automatically displays the address and phone number of the caller. We don't. All the calls are coming in on one lil' ol' cellphone.

I firmly believe that a person's IQ drops by 10 points for every 0.01% increase in their blood alcohol level. Lets face it, most people don't have that many IQ points to start with.




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Rainbow Over Mau'i
Sailing Under A Rainbow
Rainbow Pastures
Sunsets














"Let's all be careful out there!"

Saturday, September 23, 2006

3:00 AM

~RING~RING~

Good morning. Royal Cab.

I need to go to the harbor.

Where are you at?

Kihei.

Great! So am I.

(click)

~RING~RING~

Good morning. Royal Cab.

You hung up on me!

Yes I did.

I need to go to the harbor.

Wouldn't it be smarter to tell me where you want to be picked from?

I am in Kihei.

(click)

~RING~RING~

Good morning. Royal Cab.

Quit hanging up on me. I need to go to the harbor.

What is the address of the pickup, Miss.

(Yelling to someone) Whats the address here?

(click)

~RING~RING~

Good morning. Royal Cab.

You hung up on me again.

Yes I did.

Why?

Because you are a blithering idiot, ma'am.

Did you just call me an idiot?

No ma'am. I called you a blithering idiot. Anyone who calls for a cab and doesn't know where they are is a blithering idiot.

You're rude.

No, ma'am. I am just honest.

I have never been treated so rudely.

I have a problem believing that.

Are you going to pick me up?

No.

Why not?

I don't think I could stand having you in my cab for the 30 minutes it would take us to get to the harbor.

I have money to pay you and I'll take care of you.

I am sure you do ma'am but I also have the right to refuse service to anyone and that is what I am doing.

You're an asshole.

Yes, ma'am, I am.

(click)



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Mau'i Rainbow
Sunsets











"Let's all be careful out there!"

Friday, September 22, 2006

I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED

HOW AN ANIMAL WOULD REACT


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I bet the next time he sees a cop in uniform, he starts yelping and running.



"Let's all be careful out there!"

JUST TALK INTO THE MIKE

AND ACT NATURAL

Went to the deli at The Shops to get a sandwich at the beginning of my night. These people were having so much fun, and feeling no pain, that I took their pic. I didn't get any names and they are from California and/or Utah.

This is the threesome that I spoke about in yesterdays post.

Steve ~ Terra ~ Mike

The guys are from New Jersey and Terra is from Califonia. The wedding they attended went well. I picked the three of them up from her condo and took them to The Prince. Along the way I turned on my camera in video mode to record their conversation. The recording is 3-minutes of a 20-minute ride. It was dark and there is nothing to see. Just listen.


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After I turned the camera off, they started teasing each other about me selling their conversation for an HBO show. I told them that I had recorded some of it and would post it if they had no objection. Also got permission to get a pic. They tipped nicely but not as generously as the prior night. They weren't as drunk. They are really nice people.

G'nightgirl, do you talk this much when you are drunk tipsy?

This was a pretty typical cab ride for me.

Had a great shift. Two drivers were "no-shows" and a third went home sick. That left me and "The Mad Russian" to handle everything. We stayed steady until bar close. Alex said that we only lost one run due to the lack of cabs. Not bad. I had 18 runs and more than doubled Wednesday's meter.


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Magical Rainbows
Mau'i Rainbow
Mau'i Northshore
Looking Towards
West Mau'i Mountains
The East Coast Of Mau'i
The Beauty Of O'ahu
Sandy Beach
On The "Big Island"
There Aren't That Many
Mau'i Sunrise
Mau'i Sunset
Pina Colada




"Let's all be careful out there!"