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Saturday, December 13, 2008

SAILY CHUCKLE 8-348

"Let's all be careful out there!"

Friday, December 12, 2008

DECEMBER 12TH

Today is Friday, Dec. 12, the 347th day of 2008.
There are 19 days left in the year.

Today's Highlight in History:

On Dec. 12, 2000, George W. Bush was transformed into the president-elect as a divided U.S. Supreme Court reversed a state court decision for recounts in Florida's contested election.

On this date:

In 1787, Pennsylvania became the second state to ratify the U.S. Constitution.
In 1870, Joseph H. Rainey of South Carolina became the first black lawmaker sworn into the U.S. House of Representatives.
In 1897, "The Katzenjammer Kids," the pioneering comic strip created by Rudolph Dirks, made its debut in the New York Journal.
In 1906, President Theodore Roosevelt nominated Oscar Straus to be Secretary of Commerce and Labor; Straus became the first Jewish Cabinet member.
In 1917, Father Edward Flanagan founded Boys Town outside Omaha, Neb.
In 1925, the first motel — the Motel Inn — opened in San Luis Obispo, Calif.
In 1937, Japanese aircraft sank the U.S. gunboat Panay on China's Yangtze River. (Japan apologized, and paid $2.2 million in reparations.)
In 1963, Kenya gained its independence from Britain.
In 1985, 248 American soldiers and eight crew members were killed when an Arrow Air charter crashed after takeoff from Gander, Newfoundland.
In 1988, 35 people were killed in a triple train collision during morning rush-hour in south London.

Ten years ago:

The House Judiciary Committee approved a fourth and final article of impeachment, this one accusing President Bill Clinton of abuse of power.
President Clinton began a three-day visit to the Middle East aimed at rescuing the Wye River peace accords.
Florida Gov. Lawton Chiles died in Tallahassee at age 68.
Former U.S. Rep. Morris K. Udall died in Washington, D.C., at age 76.

Five years ago:

Paul Martin succeeded Jean Chretien as Canada's prime minister.
Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger was knighted by Britain.
Keiko, the killer whale made famous by the "Free Willy" movies, died in the Norwegian fjord that he'd made his home.

One year ago:

Republican presidential rivals gathered in Johnston, Iowa, called for deep cuts in federal spending in a debate remarkably free of acrimony.
President George W. Bush vetoed a second bill that would have expanded government-provided health insurance for children.
Three car bombs explode in the southern Shiite city of Amarah, Iraq, killing at least 25 people and wounding dozens.
Ike Turner, the rock pioneer and ex-husband of Tina Turner, died in San Marcos, Calif., at age 76.

Today's Birthdays:

TV host Bob Barker is 85.
Former New York City Mayor Edward Koch is 84.
Singer Connie Francis is 70.
Singer Dionne Warwick is 68.
Rock singer-musician Dickey Betts is 65.
Actor Wings Hauser is 61.
Actor Bill Nighy is 59.
Actor Duane Chase (Film: "The Sound of Music") is 58.
Country singer LaCosta is 58.
Gymnast-turned-actress Cathy Rigby is 56.
Author Lorna Landvik is 54.
Singer-musician Sheila E. is 51.
Actress Sheree J. Wilson is 50.
Pop singer Daniel O'Donnell is 47.
Rock musician Eric Schenkman (Spin Doctors) is 45.
Rock musician Nicholas Dimichino (Nine Days) is 41.
News anchor Maggie Rodriguez is 39.
Actress Jennifer Connelly is 38.
Actress Madchen Amick is 38.
Country singer Hank Williams III is 36.
Actress Mayim Bialik is 33.
Model Bridget Hall is 31.

Thought for Today:

"I have never known a man who died from overwork, but many who died from doubt."
Charles Horace Mayo, American surgeon and co-founder of the Mayo Clinic (1865-1939).

"Let's all be careful out there!"

DAILY CHUCKLE 8-347

"Let's all be careful out there!"

Thursday, December 11, 2008

DECEMBER 11TH

Today is Thursday, Dec. 11, the 346th day of 2008.
There are 20 days left in the year.

Today's Highlight in History:

On Dec. 11, 1936, Britain's King Edward VIII abdicated to marry American divorcee Wallis Warfield Simpson.

On this date:

In 1792, France's King Louis XVI went before the Convention to face charges of treason. (Louis was convicted, and executed the following month.)
In 1816, Indiana became the 19th state.
In 1882, Boston's renamed Bijou Theatre, the first American playhouse to be lighted exclusively by electricity, gave its first performance, of Gilbert and Sullivan's "Iolanthe, Or The Peer and the Peri."
In 1928, police in Buenos Aires, Argentina, announced they had thwarted an attempt on the life of President-elect Herbert Hoover.
In 1937, Italy announced it was withdrawing from the League of Nations.
In 1941, Germany and Italy declared war on the United States; the U.S. responded in kind.
In 1946, the United Nations International Children's Emergency Fund (UNICEF) was established.
In 1981, the U.N. Security Council chose Javier Perez de Cuellar of Peru to be the fifth secretary-general of the world body.
In 1983, Pope John Paul II visited a Lutheran church in Rome, the first visit by a Roman Catholic pontiff to a Protestant church in his own diocese.
In 1997, more than 150 countries agreed at a global warming conference in Kyoto, Japan, to control the Earth's greenhouse gases.

Ten years ago:

Majority Republicans on the House Judiciary Committee pushed through three articles of impeachment against President Bill Clinton over Democratic objections.
The Mars Climate Orbiter blasted off on a nine-month journey to the red planet. (However, the probe disappeared in September 1999, apparently destroyed because scientists had failed to convert English measures to metric values).

Five years ago:

U.S. health officials reported an early flu outbreak had hit all 50 states and was widespread in 24.
A German court freed a Moroccan accused of supporting the Sept. 11 al-Qaida cell in Hamburg, saying there was new evidence he did not know about the plot.
A new second home for the National Air and Space Museum opened in Chantilly, Va., some 28 miles west of the original's home in Washington, D.C.

One year ago:

Two car bombs in Algeria, including one targeting the U.N. refugee agency's offices, killed 37 people, 17 of them U.N. employees; Al-Qaida's self-styled North African branch claimed responsibility.
The Senate Intelligence Committee took closed-door testimony from CIA Director Michael Hayden on how videotapes of terror suspect interrogations were made, then destroyed.

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