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Tuesday, March 04, 2008

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

"QUEEN" NORA




She turns 1 year old today. Mommy and Daddy ("Princess" Leah and Pete "the Prince") held her birthday party this past weekend. As you can see, she is not quite walking on her own yet but is ever so close. Holding a finger is more "security blanket" than actual need, me thinks.

If you would like to see more images from the party, just click here.

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REMEMBER FENDER SKIRTS?

I came across this phrase yesterday "FENDER SKIRTS".
A term I haven't heard in a long time and thinking about "fender skirts" started me thinking about other words that quietly disappear from our language with hardly a notice like "curb feelers"
And "steering knobs." (AKA) suicide knob
Since I'd been thinking of cars, my mind naturally went that direction first. Any kids will probably have to find some elderly person over 50 to explain some of these terms to you.

Remember "Continental kits?" They were rear bumper extenders and spare tire covers that were supposed to make any car as cool as a Lincoln Continental.
When did we quit calling them "emergency brakes?" At some point "parking brake" became the proper term. But I miss the hint of drama that went with "emergency brake."
I'm sad, too, that almost all the old folks are gone who would call the accelerator the "foot feed."
Didn't you ever wait at the street for your daddy to come home, so you could ride the "running board" up to the house?
Here's a phrase I heard all the time in my youth but never anymore - "store-bought." Of course, just about everything is store-bought these days. But once it was bragging material to have a store-bought dress or a store-bought bag of candy.
"Coast to coast" is a phrase that once held all sorts of excitement and now means almost nothing. Now we take the term "world wide" for granted. This floors me.
On a smaller scale, "wall-to-wall" was once a magical term in our homes. In the '50s, everyone covered his or her hardwood floors with, wow, wall-to-wall carpeting! Today, everyone replaces their wall-to-wall carpeting with hardwood floors. Go figure.
When's the last time you heard the quaint phrase "in a family way?" It's hard to imagine that the word "pregnant" was once considered a little too graphic, a little too clinical for use in polite company. So we had all that talk about stork visits and "being in a family way" or simply "expecting."
Apparently "brassiere" is a word no longer in usage. I said it the other day and my daughter cracked up. I guess it's just "bra" now. "Unmentionables" probably wouldn't be understood at all.
I always loved going to the "picture show," but I considered "movie" an affectation.
Most of these words go back to the '50s, but here's a pure-'60s word I came across the other day - "rat fink." Ooh, what a nasty put-down!
Here's a word I miss - "percolator." That was just a fun word to say. And what was it replaced with? "Coffee maker." How dull. Mr. Coffee, I blame you for this.
I miss those made-up marketing words that were meant to sound so modern and now sound so retro. Words like "DynaFlow" and "Electrolux." Introducing the 1963 Admiral TV, now with "SpectraVision!"

Food for thought - Was there a telethon that wiped out lumbago? Nobody complains of that anymore. Maybe that's what castor oil cured, because I never hear mothers threatening kids with castor oil anymore.

Some words aren't gone, but are definitely on the endangered list. The one that grieves me most "supper." Now everybody says "dinner." Save a great word. Invite someone to supper. Discuss fender skirts.

Someone forwarded this to me. I thought some of us of a "certain age" would remember most of these.

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I have stayed away from the news all day and am in a lot better mood. But Einstein was right.

Hope to see you tomorrow. Until then -

Mahalo

Aloha


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Over The Limit?
UNDER ARREST!
Please don't drink and drive


"Let's all be careful out there!"

Monday, March 03, 2008

POLICE PURSUIT:

THE BEST VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN

An escaped mental patient. Pursuit started in Lebanon, Ohio and ended in Kenwood, Ohio.

This video is 7:14 long and shows just how scary a pursuit is from the Officer's point of view.




Over The Limit?
UNDER ARREST!
Please don't drink and drive


"Let's all be careful out there!"

SOME COMMUTES...

ARE ROUGHER THAN OTHERS


Talk about lucky!


Over The Limit?
UNDER ARREST!
Please don't drink and drive


"Let's all be careful out there!"

ONLY TWO THINGS ARE INFINITE...

THE UNIVERSE AND HUMAN STUPIDITY. AND I AM NOT SURE ABOUT THE UNIVERSE
Albert Einstein

Scouring the news sources this morning for something to write about. I won't cite anything but it sure is becoming a dismal mess.

Will there be a war in South America?

Why would someone have Ricin in a Las Vegas motel?

Will it ever stop snowing in the northern plains?

When was the Constitution relegated to being just bathroom tissue?

Über-Conservatives are freaking out that the pendulum is going to swing the other direction and ultra-liberals are afraid it won't swing far enough.

I've listened to all the politico's rhetoric and not one candidate has said a damn thing of substance. Smoke & mirrors is all that we see on stage.

Does any candidate truly have "experience"? Not from anything I've researched.

Religion, the second oldest profession on the face of the Earth, has been the cause of more wars and strife than any other factor. Spirituality seems to be missing from the religious equation. 6 of the 10-Commandments have only one purpose and that is to serve the shamans, not the people.

The world population is about 6,500,000,000 and is probably only sustainable to a max of 10 billion, which we will reach in a decade or less. What happens then? Who will live? Who will die? Don't be so sure that you know the answer. Do you live in an industrialized 1st world nation? How will you feed yourself if crops fail or the infrastructure can't provide foodstuffs to you local market? Its difficult to grow grains in a highrise apartmment, let alone raising livestock.

World oil production will peak in the next 2 years, if it hasn't already, and the price of fuel will never go down. Think you can live without a vehicle? Probably can but what about all the other products that use oil as a basis? Even some of the food you consume on a daily basis has oil by-products in it.

I am sorry but the news has really depressed me.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Mahalo

Aloha


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Over The Limit?
UNDER ARREST!
Please don't drink and drive


"Let's all be careful out there!"

Sunday, March 02, 2008

HEY BUDDY...

CAN YOU SPARE A DIME?

Well, the US$ have fallen to record lows. And will probably go even further. So all of you who have contemplated a trip to the good ol' US of A, nows the time! More bang for the buck, err, Euro/Pound/ whatever.

We have a weather condition in Hawai'i called VOG or volcanic smog. We have been under VOG conditions for a while now but it should clear up around the middle of next week. I'll be glad. I am tired of always having my eyes watering, my nose running and the like. Its one of those things that are seldom mentioned in the tourist literature. Combine that with being down-wind of a cane field being burnt for harvest and life has it's pulmonary problems. (choke-hack-cough-sneeze-sniff)

I saw an interesting comparison on TV this week. If a basket ball was used to represent our Sun, then the Earth would be the size of a pea. And, to show relative distance, if that basketball was placed in NYC's Central Park, the next closest star (4.5 light years away - 20+ trillion miles) would be found in Hawai'i.

Well, the Democratic nominee should be pretty much decided by Wednesday morning. Super Tuesday (part dux) will be over. The Democratic "Super Delegate" thing has me a bit confused but most seem to be sliding into Obama's camp.

I see that Time-Warner's film division is going to cut back production from 25-30 films per year to just 18-20. They are also absorbing New Line Cinema, a wholly owned subsidiary that gave us the Lord of the Rings trilogy, thus ending it's existence. Economic worries, of course.

I see that one of the American spirits companies has started a campaign to make St. Patrick's Day a true holiday. Wouldn't it be better to make the holiday on the 18th instead? This way everyone would have an opportunity to sober up and/or get past the "hang-over".

As you can tell, there wasn't a lot to write about today. Maybe tomorrow will be better.

Mahalo

Aloha


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Over The Limit?
UNDER ARREST!
Please don't drink and drive


"Let's all be careful out there!"

Saturday, March 01, 2008

TICK-TOCK

LOOK AT THE CLOCK

Another step,.
Another breath,
Another moment closer to death.
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Here are the rest of the shots that Van (Maui Action Photos) sent me of Da Rush:

Fun for the whole family. If you go by there, remember to say "Hi" to Van for me.

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WRONG E-MAIL ADDRESS
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their
travel schedules.
So, the husband left and flew to Florida on Thursday , with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room,
So he decided to send an email to his wife.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address , and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2007
I know you're surprised to hear from me.

They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones.

I've just arrived and have been checked in.

I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!!!!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.


P.S. Sure is hot down here!!!!

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Enjoy your weekend. See you tomorrow

Mahalo

Aloha


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Over The Limit?
UNDER ARREST!
Please don't drink and drive


"Let's all be careful out there!"