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Friday, August 18, 2006

POWER

THE ULTIMATE DRUG

Early in the evening, "TT Tina" and I made pickups from the Mau'i Prince Hotel, following the luau, and delivered our passengers to Kamaole Sands, a condo complex in the southern end of Kihei. Her pickup was about 10 minutes ahead of mine. When she made her drop, the properties security guard gave her a scolding for driving too fast on the small, private street that meanders through the grounds. Tina is a very safe and reasonable driver. I have never seen her speed and/or operate a vehicle in a reckless manner. A short while later I enter that same street and this same security guard yells at me to slow down. I look at my speed-o-meter and it reads 8mph (13kph). I ignore her and proceed to the drop location within the complex. Two passengers will be getting out there and the other two will be dropped just around the corner at Keonekai Village, which abuts Kamaole Sands on the east. Pull up to building #8 and as the first two people are alighting, a golf cart labeled "Security" pulls across my path, blocking my way. The female rent-a-cop starts chewing me out for speeding. I look at her and ask, "Are you a police officer?"

"No, I am THE security guard!"

"Well, if you ain't a cop, then whatever you have to say is of no interest to me."

I put ONE-NINE into reverse and then proceeded around her, making a "Y" turn in a parking stall. She runs up to my front passenger window and starts yelling across my passenger at me. I look at her, wave and say< "Aloha." The two ladies in the cab start laughing. "Nothing bothers you, does it?" One queried. "Not really." I replied.

Flash forward about 6 hours. "TT Tina", "TMR Alex" and I are parked at FoodLand when a police car pulls up next to us. The officer exits his vehicle and approaches me. "I need to talk to you."

"Let me guess. You have a complaint from a wanna-be-cop at Kam Sands."

"Yeah. She says you were speeding."

"Do you call 8mph, speeding?"

"She said you were going faster than that."

"She's wrong"

"Do you have a drivers license?"

"Yes."

Pregnant silence. About 30 seconds long.

"May I see it?"

I hand him my license and he begins perfunctorily transcribing the info.

"Is this your correct address?"

"No."

Another protracted period of silence.

"What is your correct address?"

I tell him.

"What is your home phone number?"

"I don't have one"

The silence is deafening as I await his next question.

"Do you have a cell phone?"

"Yes."

And the silence drags on.

"What is the number?"

I tell him.

"Are you 5'-8"?"

"Sometimes."

"Well, how tall are you?"

"Whatever it says on my license."

Totally frustrated in his attempt to cower me he changes tactics.

"The security guard doesn't want you to ever go on that property again. No pickups. No drop-offs. If you do she'll arrest you for trespassing."

"No, she won't."

"Huh?"

"The law states that for me to be charged with trespassing, I have to willing violate an order given either verbally or in writing by a representative of that property. No one associated with Kamaole Sands has told me that I am not allowed there and until I am so informed, I will continue to conduct business as usual."

"But I just told you."

"Are you acting as a proxy representative of Kamaole Sands? Are you doing this while 'on-duty'? If so, then your actions are an abuse of your position and can be considered as both criminal and civil abuse of the 'color of authority'."

"Who is your supervisor?"

"I don't have one."

"The cab is registered to Art Pidot."

"That is correct."

"He owns the company?"

"That is correct."

"You don't work for him?"

"No."

"What are you, some sort of independent contractor?"

"That is correct. Will there be anything else or are we done?"

He stood there for about 45 seconds just looking at me.

"Thank you, Mr. Kyle."

"Oh, just call me Wil."

He returned to his patrol car and left. Alex and Tine broke into laughter. Alex said, "Nothing ever phases you, does it?"

"Not really. He was young and didn't really control this contact very well. His interview technique needs a lot of work. He is used to asking a question and having people start babbling all kinds of shit. I just answered the EXACT question that he asked and then stopped. I doubt if anyone has ever done that to him before. They really shouldn't send an amateur to play a professionals game."

The rest of the night was basically just normal routine.



HULA






LIFE, OUT OF THE "FAST" LANE











"ICE "

In response to comments made on yesterday's post.

If it hasn't already arrived in your neck of the woods, it'll be coming soon.

"ice" is the street name for smakable crystal meth. It originated about five years ago in Hawai'i and is very easily produced by processing the "over-the-counter" cold/sinus/allergy medicine, SUDAFED. About three years ago it began appearing on the "west coast" of the US , and showed up on the "east coast" shortly after that. It is slowly but surely working its way into America's "heartland". This past year it made landfall in Sydney, Australia.

The transformation of SUDAFED to "ICE" is very simple and does not tequire volitle chemicals, such as "crack" (smokable cocaine) does.

The drug is not really physically addicting (like heroin) but its harm comes from the psychological addiction. It stimulates the pleasure centers of the brain and releases massive amounts of endorphines.

Street value is very inexpensive (about $5 a "hit") but the "high" only last a few moments. To get that "rush" again, you have to have another "hit". And then another, and another, ad nauseum. Doesn't take long to go through you savings, the kids trust funds and college plans. Eating becomes rare, since the addict would rather have another "hit" than spend money on food, either for themselves or their families. It doesn't take long before they've lost their jobs, their possessions and their housing.

The hunger for gratification is constant. Lets face it, the body just loves that wonderful rush of endorphines. It makes all your troubles just disappear. Once the addict has reached the point where they have nothing of value to sell then they only have two choices left. Larceny/robbery or their bodies. You are all adult enough to know that personal pride is gone by then and besides, just another "hit" will stifle any guilt that they have left. Emaciation and physical abuse are the late stages, until the body just withers and dies.

I know that some of my guests have told me that it is just now appearing in London. The rest of the UK and Europe will see it very, very soon.

The police, everywhere, have understated how pervasive this drug is in their communities. Politicians are ignoring it and few newspapers are doing the necessary follow-up to inform the public.

So I guess all I can say is "Take Heed."



Later.....

Wil
=8^))
"Let's all be careful out there!"

Thursday, August 17, 2006

ITS YOUR CHOICE

You can continue what you are doing right now

Or just say WTF and kick back next to the beach.





Or perhaps take a long, leisurely drive along the infamous
"Road To Hana"

If the day is too warm and the "trades" have died, you can always go "upcountry" to cool off.



HONOLULU



Like San Francisco, They have built as far up the steep mountains as they can.

Of course, it is still Hawai'i and their sunsets are as stunning as Mau'i's.




MONEY MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND

No matter what happened last night, I "nailed" the brass ring the entire shift. Spent the shift (24 runs) going in circles all over south Mau'i. This shift made it into the "$$-Top 10-$$" of all the nights I have worked as a cabbie.

And not one obnoxious fare. Very genial drunks.

The only strange person I met was during an "after close" pick-up from Neptunes. Waiting for three guys to come out of the bar when an emaciated "ice-head" woman walked up to my door and told me to get off of her parking lot. I sat there in awe as she ranted and raved about me spying on her, following her through Kalama Park with my lights off. The more she spoke, the more ludicrous her words became. The guys came out of the bar and she began accusing them of stealing her cab.

5 years, max, and she'll be dead. "Ice" eats them up pretty fast.



Later.....

Wil
=8^))
"Let's all be careful out there!"

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

WE HAVE A WINNER!

CONGRATULATIONS TO JO

She correctly spotted that the people were surfing AWAY from the beach. You might be able to do that in The Bay Of Fundy, but you can't in Hawai'i.

An Honorable Mention goes out to Little Green Men Of The World for noticing the lady surfer was wearing shoes, and strapped sandals with a small heel at that. I wonder what this artist was smoking when he painted(?) this pic?

Thanks all for participating. After I posted that image there was something "wrong" about it and it took a couple of viewings before I "grokked".


WOULD THIS INTEREST ANYONE?

I received the following e-mail yesterday:
Hello Wil,

I am a casting director at Bullrun, a new TV show from Spike TV, which is based on the automotive rally of the same name. We are looking for drivers to compete in the televised version of Bullrun in October, which will go from Vancouver to Los Angeles. These people need to love their cars.

Right now we are specifically searching for taxi drivers who have their own car or truck (or taxi!) that they love. We are especially looking for outgoing, personable and young people.

Since I'm sure you have access to taxi drivers I would appreciate if you could pass this information on to anyone you think could be a potential participant in the show. We want great cars and great people who are 21 years of age or older, have a passion for their car, know someone who could be a co-pilot and have a good driving record. Please have them contact me (of course, if you're interested, you can contact me as well). They can also go to www.bullruncasting.com for more information.

Thanks for your help!
Sincerely,
Roberta Brodsky
Casting Director
Bullrun

As noted in what they are looking for, I really don't meet their demographic profile. I would be the comic relief portion of the show.

Those of you who might be interested in participating, and can prove to me that you really are a cabbie, I have her phone # and e-mail addy. Otherwise, just click the link and best of luck.



MET-BLOG-HAW (HAW)

I am having fun there and am breaking so many of their sacred rules. Four posts and two complaints from the "Big-Wigs". As I have done my entire life, I will only obey those rules that I want to obey. I have no one to answer to but myself.



LAST NIGHT

A boring, and slow, night. 14 runs and just missed cracking $200 on the neter by less that $10. Had to work the entire 12 hours to do all that, though. After day-shift had started checking in they were each given assignments requiring a van. A large group of Japanese tourists are on the island and are sequestered at various hotels and condos in Wailea and Kihei. This morning they all went to Ma'alaea Harbor for a snorkling trip to Molokini. I was the "utility clean-up player", handling all the hotel to golf course pu-pu runs. Had to get the hell out of Dodge when the sun finally crested Haleakala, as my skin began giving off smoke. "Vampires" have a problem with the sun.

Just after bar close I was headed down to The Grand to get today's reservation sheet. As I passed Cove Park, about two blocks south of the "Triangle", I was flagged by two males, obvious intoxicated tourists. When I asked where they were going, they replied "2805".

"2805, what?"

"I don't know. All I can remember is that it said '2805' next to the door. Oh, it was between a street that started with a 'K' and another that started with an 'O'"

Now this was a challenge. You have seen the street signs that I posted before. The vast majority start with the letter "K". My brain shifted into high gear. The house numbering sequence in Kihei would place that address between Keonekai Street and Kilohana Street. Kilohana is the dividing line between Kihei and Wailea. Running south from Keonekai are three streets.

O'hina.

Pu'u Ho'olai.

Kauhale.

Logic places the street they wanted as being Pu'u Ho'olai, since it is between O'hina (a street with the letter "O") and Kauhale (a street with the letter "K").

I pulled up to 2805 Pu'u Ho'olai and said. "Here you go guys."

"This ain't right. We're staying in a huge condo."

"Friend. There are no condos with a street address of '2805' between roads beginning with the letters 'K' and 'O'. What else do you remember?"

"Uh...

Well we just got here today and all I can remember is seeing a mile post marker with the number '10' on it and thats where we turned. I don't remember the name of the condo but it was called 'Phase-2'."

I "nailed" their destination instantly. They had turned off of the Pi'ilani Highway at O'kalani Street (Letter "O"), which is the next street south of Kilohana (Letter "K"). The main street in Wailea is called "Wailea Alanui" and connects these two. There are two condo complexes on Wailea Alanui between these two streets. The names have changed a few times over the years and the second phase is now called "Wailea Palms". The street address is in the 3300 block, but internally the buildings are numbered and the individual condos are identified by listing both the building number and the unit number. Hence "28-05".

It only took me 11 minutes from the start of the run to the drop-off. About 2 minutes longer than if I had had the correct location from the start.

Thats how I translate "tourist-speak".

They were so happy, the gave me $20 on the $11.90 fare.

That made me happy, too.



TODAY'S PICS




A sunset on Kaua'i


West Mau'i Mountains
Waimanalu Beach, O'ahu
West Mau'i Mountains
Does this look familar?
Think "Magnum, P.I."
These are the small islands seen from the beach at "Robin's Nest"

Are you a "Wave Rider"?






Later.....

Wil
=8^))
"Let's all be careful out there!"

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

NO SUCH THING AS A DUMB QUESTION

CAN'T SAY THE SAME ABOUT MY ANSWERS...

jo said...

Love those 1920's pics, where did you find them?

Did a google image search, using the word "Waikiki"


You never know what you'll find under a waterfall





Little Green men of the world said...

The Hawaii tourism board should be paying you by the post!

That much money would throw me into a tax bracket. I would become a blip on our Draconian Gov'ts radar.


NO RAIN....
NO RAINBOWS!






CharterJames said...

How does this dispatch chore work? I am picturing that one of the drivers does it on the fly, and that you pass the chore around from night to night? But how do you do it from within the car?

The landline is "call forwrded" to the company cellphone. The driver who has that night's "duty" answers the phone. Asks the appropriate questions,

"Where is the pick-up?"

"What is the destination?"

"How many people?"

He then uses the cab's two-way radio to dispatch the call. We are not computerized.

The driver/dispatcher also must keep up with the location of every cab, who is where in the queues and take reservations for the next day. All this is done while also doing their duties of driving a cab.


LIFE ABOUNDS AROUND MAU'I









jo said...

Hi Wil

Are you sure you are not a woman?

Hmmm. Let me check...
If my Gray's Anatomy is correct, then I am all male.

I learned to multi-task a long time ago. One of my first jobs was as a short-order cook in a diner that had greasy windows and a flickering neon sign that said "EATS". I was also a radio disc-jockey back in the days of 45 rpm records. Paid for my first year of college.

Both of those occupations required me to do a hell of a lot of things at the same time. And they had to be done correctly and in a timely manner. Radio stations don't want "dead air" and construction workers wanted their breakfast NOW!



ANOTHER ROYAL CAB

Snagged this one from San Francisco Taxi

Compared to the Crown "Vic" behind it, those London style cabs are really small. Look to be the size of a Scion.




ARTISTIC LICENSE

Did anyone else notice any thing wrong with this picture from yesterday?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.



Later.....

Wil
=8^))
"Let's all be careful out there!"