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Sunday, May 11, 2008

DAILY CHUCKLE - MOTHER'S DAY












Over The Limit?
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"Let's all be careful out there!"

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY

100th ANNIVERSAY

According to the Associated Press, today marks the centennial of celebrating "Mother's Day". Wikipedia has some slightly different dates. And don't forget that other countries celebrate at other times of the year.

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Burma/Myanmar is starting to accept aid and relief supplies but still refuses to allow foreign personnel to enter the country to make distribution. Estimates are that the death toll could easily surpass 100,000 but who will ever know. Independent confirmation is not being allowed. Its Katrina, albeit on a larger scale.

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As Dubya nears his retirement from public life (I hope), he has a pretty full agenda on his travel schedule. Included will be a worthless trip to meet Israel's prime minister and the Palestinian president, at different times and places. There is little he can hope to accomplish. The trip will be more symbolic than substantial. But, then again, what else does he have to do? His only legislative work left is threatening to veto any laws passed by a Democratic Congress.

I wonder if he lays abed at night relishing in the knowledge that about 25% of the country likes him? Wouldn't surprise me.

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This week a compromise 5-year Farm Aid bill, hammered out by both sides of the aisle of both Houses, will reach the President's desk. He has already announced that it will be D.O.A. When he inks his veto, it will be sent back to both Houses, where an override will most likely occur. Something that has happened rarely, if ever, in Dubya's term. What our esteemed leader wants is a two-year extention to his 2002 Farm Aid Act. If the override fails, then the country will revert back to the baseline 1949 Act, effectively doubling and tripling farm benefits.

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Thanks much for dropping by. Do something nice for your Mom today. I'll have more here later, should you care to stop back over.

Mahalo

Aloha


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Over The Limit?
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Saturday, May 10, 2008

LAST WARNING:

ITS MIDNIGHT ON THE EAST COAST

Do something nice for the Mother(s) in your life.


Over The Limit?
UNDER ARREST!
Please don't drink and drive


"Let's all be careful out there!"

AND THE JAMES G. WATT "I SHOT MYSELF IN THE FOOT" AWARD GOES TO...

HILLARY DIANE RODHAM CLINTON

Any chance she might have held for being the running mate of Barack Obama has pretty much dissolved in the murky mists of her career. If you were Barack, would you want her watching your back? Her recent racist statements, has shown that her views are still the undercurrent of modern America. Her words have alienated every non-western European ethnic group in the country.

Say goodnight, Hillary.


Over The Limit?
UNDER ARREST!
Please don't drink and drive


"Let's all be careful out there!"

DAILY CHUCKLE












Over The Limit?
UNDER ARREST!
Please don't drink and drive


"Let's all be careful out there!"

ARE YOU READY FOR...

A VACATION OUT OF THIS WORLD?

As you all know, Russia has provided many private persons, for a nominal $20 million, an opportunity to vacation on the ISS. It looks like that adventure just might open up for people further down the socio-economic ladder. Probably not as far down as what most of us could budget for but still, any progress is progress.

The privately owned, unmanned, prototype module, Genesis-1, has completed its 10,000th orbit. The scaled down inflatable space habitat, built by Las Vegas, NV based firm Bigelow Aerospace, was launched July 12, 2006. A second test module, Genesis-2, launched in June 2007, is also doing well. Bigelow Aerospace hopes to begin assembling its first crewed station using its Sundancer module in about 2011.
Tracking:

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Astrophysicist Daniel Suson may be taking on the biggest challenge of his life. He is going to enter politics. Reading the article, I learned something new. There are actually classes available to teach a person how to be a political candidate. "The Art of Sound Bites 101".

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Bio-engineers have created crops that produce so rapidly that a world food crisis could be averted. Turns out they overlooked one little tiny detail. The soil these crops must grow in. Oops.

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Bill Gates was in Indonesia for a meeting recently. The first half of the article is about that. The second half is what I found interesting. The foundation he and his wife created is doing some very worthwhile things. I especially enjoyed the last line of the story.

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After all the hullaballoo over Blackwater International last year, they are still the security firm that our State Department uses in Baghdad. Their contract has been extended until after the first of next year, when the Bush Administration will be just a bad taste in our mouth. I think Blackwater is probably the best thing we have working in Baghdad. They do exactly what they are paid to do, with enthusiasm.

And I still think the Mexican gov't should really consider procuring their services. 4 top police officials in Mexico City have been assassinated this week. Even with military protection.

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That train quarantine, in Canada, sounds like something from a SciFi Channel Saturday movie.

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As always, thank you for checking in. Your visit is appreciated. Have a great day.

Mahalo

Aloha


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Over The Limit?
UNDER ARREST!
Please don't drink and drive


"Let's all be careful out there!"