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Wednesday, December 05, 2007

A WILD...

AND WOOLY NIGHT

^Just 3 houses from mine^

We actually had some sunlight yesterday, I know, I saw it. By the time I left for work, it was raining elephants and hippos. The wind was blowing a steady 35+ mph with gusts over 55 mph. The rain was falling horizontal. Palm fronds were blown from trees, and branches from dem dat have dat. Roadways cluttered with debris. The 1000 block of Kihei Road had a full tree come down across the road. We had to drive over limbs, big ones, because there was no other way to get through. I didn't find any damage on ONE-NINE but we took some hard knocks during the shift.

When I started, my driver's side low beam was kaput but, luckily, I got a trip to OGG and picked up a replacement at Wal-Mart, in Kahului. The only place to get auto parts after 5p.

Remember when all you needed was a screwdriver and about 5 minutes of time to change out a bulb? Not so anymore with modern cars. Open the hood, remove the cowling that covers the area in front of the radiator, squeeze your hand into a very small space to remove a tightning ring around the halogen bulb. Work the bulb out of its hole and remove it from its connector. Now insert the new bulb, reinsert into light assembly. Where the "Frak" did the tightning ring get to? Oh, it slid all the way down its cord, almost beyond reach. Work it back into position and....
Now this is the hardest part...
Try to reattach the goddamn ring.

Add in these following factors:
  • There is no adequately illuminated area to do this in
  • There is also no sheltered area to accomplish this task and the wind and rain are beating you, with occassional objects flying through the air.
I managed to get everything back together but couldn't get that damn ring to thread up properly. End result was that I had a working light, pointed about three feet in front of the car.

I can only surmise that automakers don't want us fixing anything ourselves anymore.

In metro areas, rain means business for cabbies. It actually reduces our biz on Mau'i. People would rather stay in their resort than brave the conditions. I did have a pretty decent night, in spite of everything. Actually made money.

We have a festering revolt brewing among some of the night drivers regarding our evening dispatcher. They feel that he is feeding the good runs to the day drivers in the early evening. I haven't seen evidence of that. I will agree that his "Command & Control" procedures are lax but I don't think he is intentionally doing anything wrong. What is happening is that this is the slow season and every driver is grasping for any type of fare and are paranoid when the good ones don't come their way. I am the only night guy who doesn't share this concern. It is also one of the reasons that I hate to talk shop with the others. No matter what the shift is like, they're never satisfied. Like crazed sports fanatics, they replay every dispatch in their mind and rationalize why the good ones should have been theirs if only....

You get the picture.

Dispatching, even from a fixed base, isn't easy and a dispatcher gets the brunt of it from both the drivers and clients.

Looking over my trip sheet, I just realized that I never had any locals as a fare. Every run was a tourist. Well, that made the tips bigger. Even the Canadians, from Alberta west, were tipping.

When I got off a little past 5 this morning the rain had stopped but the winds were still blowing like crazy. As I sit typing this, there are brief blips in the electricity.

I better close this out while I have the chance.

10 fares / 109 miles / 4th quarter $100 bracket

Spotted a bumper sticker last night:
Eat Sleep
Go Beach
Seeja manana. Have a great day.

MAHALO

ALOHA

THE PICTURE GALLERY

The Whales Are Back




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"Let's all be careful out there!"

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

I AM A DIRTY OLD MAN

AND PROUD OF IT!

Okay, not in the "raincoat" tradition but I think that Hayden Panettiere is one of the most beautiful young actors in the world. She stars in HEROES, my "must see" TV show, which had its season finale last night. She turned 18 back in September. She also seems to have a head on her shoulders and I doubt if she'll follow in Britney's, Lindsay's or Paris' hijinks. Here are some recent pics:





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County, state and federal officials will be conducting a joint training exercise this week aimed at practicing how to mitigate a terrorist incident involving weapons of mass destruction.
(click text for complete story)

One, just one, radiological weapon detonation at 1,000' above the K-Mart store at the intersection of Dairy Road and Hana Highway, in Kahului, would contaminate our airport, harbor, hospital, police headquarters, fire department headquarters, 9-1-1 communications center, all Federal, State & County offices and the Army Reserve Base. The trades would spread radiation over the National Guard Armory and the three roads that connect to West and South Mau'i. Access from "upcountry" and all points east would also be blocked. I am not talking about a nuclear weapon, just a dirty, radiological contaminated, fertilizer and fuel oil mix. Just one lil' ol' "bang" and all local response would be wiped out. Since the harbor and the airport are where our food and fuel enter the island, we'd be fucked. But I am sure that at the end of this "exercise" we'll be presented with glowing results and the "day" will be saved. Oh, if the trades were blowing, most of Kihei/Wailea would be contaminated also.

I am not worried. If worse come to worse, I'll just find a grade school somewhere and crawl under a student's desk. Just like they taught me in grade school, some 50 odd years ago.
DUCK'N'COVER

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The rains continue here in paradise. Looks like we are going to go through periods of downpours followed by brief respites of sunshine. Well, it is our rainy season (Nov-Feb).

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Have a wonderful day/week/remainder of the year.

Hope to see you here tomorrow.

MAHALO

ALOHA


THE PICTURE GALLERY

Rainy Days...
Which Give Us Rainbows...
And Waterfalls...
And, Eventually, Clear Skies
Silverswords
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"Let's all be careful out there!"

Monday, December 03, 2007

WORTH PASSING ALONG



Mahalo to Lugosi for posting it, earlier today.



"Let's all be careful out there!"

I KNOW, I KNOW,

I AM RUNNING WAY LATE TODAY




Had a wonderful evening with Ron & Susan last night. Delicious food. A few drinks (I took a cab both ways - I'm no idiot). Stimulating conversation, we are all the same age. What more could a person ask for?

A big MAHALO to them for their hospitality and friendship.

The rains continue here and it is needed so badly. Before we would even begin to quench the drought we'd need the rain to continue all winter. That isn't going to happen but we'll take whatever we can get.

As y'all know, I've been talking about how slow business has been. Not just right now but this entire year. Government statistics have been showing a contrary view until this came out. Of course, their indexs aren't as minute as what we who work the frontlines of the service industry see. At least it is a validation of my whining.

Everyone have a wonderful day! I'll be back tomorrow.

MAHALO

ALOHA


THE PICTURE GALLERY

Haleakala Sunrise




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"Let's all be careful out there!"

Sunday, December 02, 2007

THE PLATE BRACKET

KINDA SAYS IT ALL

The best part of the night was when Mary showed up at 4a to relieve me.

It was the second best night of the week and I never left town. The most memorable ride was a group of 16 from the Four Seasons to Sansei. A happy group from Sydney. They loved my beard and "Santa" hat. Amazingly, I could understand every single word each of them said. No offense meant to anybody but I often have trouble understanding the Australian version of English. They are part of some group, I forgot to ask which one, and their conversation was global in nature. Obviously, all well traveled

A few hours later, I made the return with the same four people. Pleasantly "tipsy", they had stayed and sang Karaoke (Kah-Rah-O-Kay). Eventually we all started singing "The Gambler". I should have turned my camera on, to video, and at least recorded the audio. Damn! See what turning 60 is doing to my brain!
Grammitafomitz!

The normal mixture of residents and tourists.

Took a couple, out of Chicago, from our theater to the Best Western Motel. They hadn't heard about the storm. The lady, when she found out, turned to her husband, proclaiming:
"Honey, sounds like we came here at just the right time."
Amen to that.

11 fares / 98 miles / 3rd quarter $100 bracket

As I type this I am eating some home-made guacamole. I was presented with a gigantic avacado earlier this week. Home-grown and freshly picked, it was still hard as a rock. So I wouldn't forget about it, I placed it next to the PC. Every morning I have been giving it a squeeze and today it was perfect. Scooped it out, added some salsa and have been enoying every bite.

Having dinner with Ron & Susan tonight. I LOVE home cooking! Taking a bottle of wine from a local winery. A "blush".

Everybody have a great day!

MAHALO

ALOHA


THE PICTURE GALLERY

Big Waves In The Islands
Right Now
Mauna Kea & Mauna Loa
Big Island
From Kaupo, Mau'i
O'ahu
Very Vivid
Wish You Were Here
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"Let's all be careful out there!"

Saturday, December 01, 2007

WE HAVE WEATHER COMING!!

Read All About It



"Let's all be careful out there!"

THE BIGGEST NEWS

OF THE NIGHT:

At least it isn't as bad as the UK. Yet!?!

Forgot I had this one in the camera. Took it from up in Wailuku Heights when I took those 4 latinos home. Looking down on Kahului:
On Sunday I am being taken to dinner by my "alter" family. Ron and Susan, Alissa's parents, are chilling at their condo in Makena, where I took the photo for my banner. They are also the grandparents of 'Queen" Nora. I am looking forward to it. They are really nice people. The whole family will be back here in February.

I LOVE YOU, WISKERS!

Received an e-mail this week from a very nice lady. She and her family are going to be visiting later this month. She'll be arriving a couple of days earlier that the others and we have made arraingements for my co-driver, "Murph", to make the pick-up, in ONE-NINE. Hopefully, we'll be able to hook up for coffee during her stay. Actually get to meet one of my non-local readers. That'll be cool. Hope I am not a disappointment.

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I refuse to be a whiner today.
8 fares / 69 miles / 4th quarter below $100 bracket

Well, its the First of December. We enter the death throes of 2007.

How many of you are still "on schedule" for Christmas?

Me neither.

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Probably the Greatest "Showman" of my generation.
R.I.P.
Evel

MAHALO

ALOHA


THE PICTURE GALLERY

Morning Moonrise
Big Surf
DUH!!
West Mau'i Mountains
Ma'alaea
North Kihei
Wailuku/Kahului (far upper right)
Ahhh!
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"Let's all be careful out there!"