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Sunday, August 06, 2006

GOOD MORNING, EUROPE

IT'S MONDAY, 7-AUGUST-2006

Wouldn't you rather be here?




Science City, atop Mt. Haleakala

Mt. Haleakala rises 10,023 feet (3,055 meters/metres) above the ocean
A panoramic view inside the crater
Mau'i wild flowers


Avian residents
Fresh water, flowing to the sea
La Peruse Bay, where the road ends in south Mau'i
This is where the last lava flow from Mt. Haleakala occured, circa 1790 ce



Sunset
It pays to turn around sometimes
The opposite view can be just as spectacular
Have a great day at work!



Later.....

Wil
=8^))
"Let's all be careful out there!"

HEADACHES

SOMETIMES I GET THEM
SOMETIMES I GIVE THEM


Basically, a typical Saturday night. Very busy during the dinner rush hours. This usually starts about 6:00pm and goes til a little after 10:00pm. Slowing down from there to midnight. Dead from midnight to around 1:00am. The scramble at "bar close" starts a little after 1:00am and usually lasts until until 2:15am-2:30am. The rest of the night is unpredictable.

There are no "Taxi Stands (ranks)" anywhere on the island. So all cabs park whereever they can when waiting for a fare. Lately, "wanna-be-cops" at various locations have been hasseling drivers about cabs using their parking stalls. I usually end up having to go have a "face-to-face" discussion with these plastic badge morons and explaining various State & County Statutes and then negotiating a reasonable accord. One of these wizards stood, with mouth agape, as I explained the "facts", said "Okay", and left. At another location, we responded for a 26 passenger pick-up and then a security guard, whose little plastic badge fed his ego, told us the we could not wait in the turnout by the restaurant, built speciffically for drop-offs & pick-ups, and would have to wait off property until the people came out. My drivers advised me and I told them to stay right where they were. By the time I arrived, "super-trooper" was gone and the people, non-english speaking Japanese, were coming out. I am going to have to deal with this issue the next time I meet this mental midget.

One of the things I do, is observe how crowded the bars are as we approach the mystic hour of close. While not 100% accurate, I can usually get a feel for how busy we are going to be. Last night, all but one driver wanted to go home before the rush started. I told them all "NO!". My instinct was on the bullseye and we got slammed in the final 30 minutes. Each driver got 2 to 4 trips. A total of 18 calls and nobody got off duty before 2:30am.

Earlier in the evening I had sent a cab for a short bar-to-bar transport. About 9:30pm these three people had the bar call, they were ready to leave. I told the bartender that I was sorry but we were backed up about 45 minutes, at best. He understood. He's a nice guy. 5 minutes later, one of this 3-pax called herself. She was extremely intoxicated, very bossy. I explained to her that there were no cabs available and how long the delay was going to be. Every time I said "45 minutes", she would respond by answering "20 minutes?" It took four repeats before she wrapped her 80-proof brain around the concept. She wasn't happy. Three minutes later, the male part of the threesome called, "This is Mike. I want a cab and I want it now! If you don't send me a cab right now, I am calling Art (Royal's owner) and having you fired!"

"Okay. Call him. Do you need the number?" ["click"]

Like I said. A typical Saturday night.



BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

This is totally "off-topic" but I found it interesting. The un-aired pilot for that hit series. A different girl is playing "Willow" and "Buffy" isn't a "blonde" blonde. Sit back and enjoy.





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WEATHER

I see that cooler air is moving across the mainland. Summer is turning pleasant again. That must explain why yesterday was one on the lowest visitor counts I have ever had here. Everyone is out enjoying themselves.

At least, I hope thats the reason.

For me, it's my "weekend". Taking my bestest friend Judy and her husband, David, out to dinner on Monday night. Tuesday is David's 46th birthday. But for now, I plan to sleep the rest of Sunday away.

Talk to y'all tomorrow.



Later.....

Wil
=8^))
"Let's all be careful out there!"

Saturday, August 05, 2006

STATUE SYNDROME CONTINUES

BUT NOT AS BAD

Another night of driving and dispatching. I hate dispatching. I always seem to get the worst runs.

Took over control right after I logged on. Had 8 cabs on the road. The reservations for the night looked pretty promising, with multiple runs to OGG, Maalaea Harbor and even the "Westside". Covering all the known runs, and also handling last minute call-ins, made scheduling rather tight for about two hours. I am good at what I do and every run was covered without incident. The fates were kind to me in that aspect but exacted their pound of flesh from me. All night long I would work my way to the top of the queue, sending everyone on multiple trips to the airport, etc., along the way. Then my turn would be a short pu-pu in Wailea. It never changed all night long. The furthest north I got into Kihei was about 1 mile north of Azeka Place, and that was the only run above $10.00 for my entire shift. Everyone else ended their shift well above $200 on the meter, a couple of the drivers were close to $400, and when I left at 5:00am I hadn't even reached $125. "Bar close" was a total bust. Only three calls and the phone never rang once during my solo hours.

For my associates, it was a spectacular shift. For me, it was a screwing without even the benefit of a "kiss". Oh, well. Feces occurs. There is always tomorrow. There is ALWAYS a tomorrow.



*** JERK UPDATE ***

This guy has alienated every driver in the fleet by the way he drives. He is just plain fucking scary. I found out that he had been terminated by another cab company on the island for his reckless manner. The police had contacted his prior company and told that owner that The Jerk had been stopped by multiple officers during his tenure and still continued driving with wanton disregard to the safety of others on the road. That owner was told that the next time he was stopped, they were going to arrest and incarcerate our "problem child" and impound the cab. He was "history" that same day. Our owner is getting the picture, finally, and has sent The Jerk home early the past two days. On thursday he had checked off at Tsunamis for a break and was gone almost one hour, right during the early dinner rush. Yesterday, he kept falling asleep and didn't hear or respond to radio calls on numerous occassions.

I have my fingers crossed that he'll be a rapidly fading memory by the end of this month and I hope no one gets injured along the way. I am not holding my breathe though.



TODAYS PICS

I get very few visitors here, over the weekends. So when you get around to reading this, I hope you are having, or have had, a great weekend.













Later.....

Wil
=8^))
"Let's all be careful out there!"

Friday, August 04, 2006

SOMETIMES YOU'RE THE PIGEON

SOMETIMES YOU'RE THE STATUE

Tonight, I was the statue.

Logged on at 7:00pm and switched on the roof light. Oops, no light. Mexican Mary had taken the roof light off to wash the cab and had not reconnected the plug. No problem, I mated the two ends and still no light. Hmmm.

Pulled out of the parking structure at The Grand, where ONE-NINE gets its brief rests, and went to the Ballroom entrance. The light is better there to fix these type of problems. Found the blown fuse but it was a "mini-blade" type. Now I carry an assortment of fuses with me, both "blade" and "bullet", but this is the first installation that has used the new "mini-blade" style and I didn't have any of those and there is nowhere in Kihei to purchase them after 7:00pm. Okay, I was just going to have to run the shift without a roof light. I've done that before. When I made this judgement, I was sent to the front of The Grand for a pu-pu run ("pupu" is the Hawaiian word for "small bite" or "tidbit" and also can mean just "small") in Wailea. Made the pickup and discovered that the meter also was non-operative. Now this is problematic. No meter is illegal. I explained the problem to my fare and showed him our meter rate chart and that I was willing to make the run if he was willing to accept using just the digital odometer readings to calculate the fare. He didn't have a problem with that and I completed the trip.

This was not a viable option for the rest of the night, though. As the fares got drunker, the problems of contested fares became more likely.

I radioed the owner and told him what was going on, but he had his own personal problems to deal with. He had been taken by ambulance to the hospital early in the morning suffering from total numbness to the left side of his face. He is diabetic and this is a warning signal of a possible stroke. He spent most of the day in emergency and was finally sent home with orders to relax. Even though he had been diagnosed as having had a TIA (basically, a mini-stroke} he still came back home and took over the dispatch and his fear of facing his inevitable mortality caused him to lash out at all the drivers for any perceived infraction of his unwritten rules. Thats his idea of relaxing.

He was pissed that ONE-NINE was not working and sent me home for the night. I called him by phone and finally calmed him down and eventually got his permission to use cab #7, our Lincoln "Towncar". Drove to the north end of Kihei to get #7 and finally was available to work. It was now past 8:00pm. By having to pull out of the rotation in Wailea, I missed a beautiful run, that would have been mine, from The Grand to the Haliimaili General Store, about a $150.00 roundtrip.

Had my second run, another pu-pu, at 8:36pm. I was making no money, very slowly. At 8:40pm the fates favored me with their cruel grin and blessed me with a run from The Grand to a residence in Wailuku. Picked up an employee of the hotel and took him to his girlfriends home. He asked me to wait while he went in to get some cash. He never came back. Stiffed on a $57.50 fare. While I was pissed at him, I was more pissed at myself. I had broken my own SOP of collecting cash "upfront" when going out of town.

It was now 9:30pm and I only had $11.80 in PAID fares. The pigeon shit was piling up on my head and shoulders, very deeply.

Since I was in central Mau'i, I went down the hill to the Wal-Mart store, in Kahului, and found their last packet of "mini-blade" fuses. I wasn't going to give up.

SIDEBAR:

A couple of generations ago I attended the Police Academy. Upon graduation, I was presented the "TRUE GRIT" AWARD. This honor is bestowed by a vote of all the students and instructors in the Academy. It is given to the individual whom they felt showed the discipline of "bulldog tenacity". The person who would not quit, no matter how hard or difficult the obstacles were. If you have seen the classic John Wayne movie of the same name, then you understand the quality that was being acknowledged.

NEVER GIVE IN - NEVER GIVE UP

It was time to put that character flaw of mine to work.

Got back to Kihei, replaced the fuse in ONE-NINE and parked cab #7.
I took a long shot and went to The Grand and spoke with the MOD (manager-on-duty), explaining what had occured. While I didn't have the individual's name, nor could I give any kind of description, you seldom actually see the faces of your fares in the dark rear seat, I had learned what department he was employed in, what hours he had worked and the fact that he had recently moved here from San Jose, CA. The MOD was very understanding and signed a voucher, billing the run to the hotel. Time to get to work.

Got "into the zone" and did 9 runs from 11:45pm til 4:54am. Over $120 worth. 5 of them after 2:00am.

By the time I hooked up with Mexican Mary, my anger at her had died. I had turned a very negative situation into cold hard cash by sheer stubborness.

When I was growing up, my dad would tell me that I probably would never be the fastest, the smartest, or the strongest. But I would be the guy who wouldn't quit, no matter how much it hurt. He would never let me quit. This life lesson was drilled into my brain many times by him. Later, as a cop, I was told by my fellow deputies, that "when the shit hit the fan", I was the one they wanted coming to their aid, because nothing, absolutely nothing, would stop me.

And it never did.

And it never has.

Thanks, Dad. I miss you.



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Later.....

Wil
=8^))
"Let's all be careful out there!"