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Saturday, May 03, 2008

END YOUR DAY

WITH A LAUGH







Over The Limit?
UNDER ARREST!
Please don't drink and drive


"Let's all be careful out there!"

FROM THE HINDERLANDS

OF THE NEWS

The fantasy of IRONMAN is in theaters this weekend. We've seen characters in other movies wearing exoskeleton suits to battle nefarious characters (Sigourney Weaver in Aliens II). Most modern, real-life exoskeleton suits are bulky and ponderous. Now a company from Japan has developed a robotic suit to help workers lift heavy loads and to provide mobility for those with missing or ailing limbs.

Cyberdine, inc is confident enough in its new Star Wars storm trooper looking suit to have started construction of a lab to produce 500 units a year. Whether these will progress to a cyborg robocop quality is unknown but I don't think the ability to outfly F-22 Raptors is currently part of their business plan.

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Meet the UNO. The brainchild of an 18 year old from Canada. Electrically powered, it can run for about 2.5 hours on a single charge. The proto-type has a top speed of 25 mph, which can be increased with a larger electric motor. It actually has two wheels, side-by-side and remains upright by the use of a gyroscope. To go faster, you lean forward. Do the opposite to slow down.

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While not exactly a rocket pack from the Jetsons, a company out of Mexico, Technologia Aeroespacial Mexicana, has redifined the idea of a strap-on helicopter backpack. Their Libelula uses carbon fiber technology and does not require a tail rotor for stability control, opting instead for the use of rocket motors on the blade tips.

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Remember your grade school science? In the geology section we learned a cut-away view of the Earth showed our planet as nested balls. An inner core, outer core and mantle, all wrapped in the crust. Very neat, precise and cleancut. Well, with the growing number of seismic research stations, equipment of greater sensitivity and the ability to apply computer analysis to the raw data received, it now appears the truth about our planet's guts isn't quite that strainght forward.

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With global warming, our deserts are growing. And not just the ones on land. The oceans also have areas where the free oxygen content of the water is so low that it cannot support even the simplist lifeforms. Destroying the entire aquatic food chain in those regions.

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When you're hot, you're HOT.

DeBeer's geologists announced this week that, while exploring the coast of Namibia in Africa, they discovered the wreck of a ship. A ship that had plied the waters along the west African coast some 500 years ago. Cannons, gold, copper and ivory are currently being excavated. It is unknown if there have been any sightings of Johnny Depp.

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Those of you who use Blogger, the next time you go to your "dashboard" take a moment to scroll down and read about a new feature that Blogger has added. You can now create a post and set it for automatic publishing at a specified date and/or time in the future. My first 2 posts today were done that way. Wrote them Friday evening, time stamped them and went to bed. Now I can do two things at once.

Snore AND bore.

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Just read this at Overheard In New York and it broke me up:
Kid #1: They be profiling us, though! Did you see the way the cops came directly up to us?
Kid #2: Calm down, peoples is lookin' at us.
Kid #1: That shit pisses me off though! They think we all just smoke weed and sell drugs!
Kid #2: But that's all we ever do, smoke weed and sell drugs!
[Kids laugh, onlookers try not to].



Over The Limit?
UNDER ARREST!
Please don't drink and drive


"Let's all be careful out there!"

"DIS 'N' DAT"






Over The Limit?
UNDER ARREST!
Please don't drink and drive


"Let's all be careful out there!"

OVER THE LIMIT?

TAKE A CAB!
Lindsay Lohan isn't exactly jumping for joy that a mug shot from one of her DUI arrests last year is now being used in a new ad campaign by the American Beverage Institute. The full page black&white ad appeared in yesterday's USA TODAY. Was it an ad to promote sensible drinking and being responsible? Of course not. The ABI instead is campaigning against a law that would require breathe analyzer/ignition interlocks to be installed on the vehicles of persons convicted of DUI.

As might be expected, the beverage industry is adamantly opposed to this legislation, even if it will save lifes. Believe it or not, Lindsay is whole-heartedly for it.

Good girl!

Maui County, and I presume the entire state of Hawai'i, has a strange way of processing DUIs. Once a person is booked and posts the $1,000 cash bail they are released from custody. No matter how freaking drunk they still are. I can't count the number of times that I have picked someone up from the police station and the first place they wanted to go was back to their car so they could drive home. I wouldn't allow that.

I don't know how its handled where you live but in California you are required to stay in custody for a minimum of 4 hours and then can be released if the jail personnel determine that you are no longer under the influence. Also, your vehicle is impounded at the time of arrest. This was done for liability reasons. If the car is stolen/vandalized while parked, the department could be held liable. I like California's procedure.

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In a one-two punch to the banking industry, the Fed wants banks to loosen up their lending criteria and to reform their act on credit card procedures.

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The ILWU (International Longshore and Warehouse Union) shut down all ports from Seattle to San Diego on May Day. Alledgedly to protest the war in Iraq but also to flex some muscle for their upcoming contract negotiations.

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In a clear display of his priorities. Dubya has requested $70 billion for the war and $770 million for food aid.

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Frustrating is probably the best way to describe what our troops have to go through in Iraq. The old adage: "Any order that can be misunderstood, will be misunderstood.", holds true.

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Barring unexpected problems, the space shuttle Discovery will launch to the ISS at the end of this month. On board will be a Japanese contribution to the ISS. A lab module named Kibo (Hope). About the size of 4 buses, it has been in production and then awaiting its turn for installation almost 20 years.

The final Hubble servicing mission should occur sometime this Fall.

Also at the end of May, the Phoenix lander space craft should touchdown near the north pole of Mars. It will be looking for evidence (past or present) of microbial life on the planet.

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Everybody enjoy the weekend. I'll try and get back here later today. If not then I'll have more for you tomorrow. Thanks for hangin' with me for a while. I enjoy the company.

Mahalo

Aloha


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Over The Limit?
UNDER ARREST!
Please don't drink and drive


"Let's all be careful out there!"