AND YOU SHOULD SEE...

WHAT THEIR SWAT TEAM DOES

Chinese Kidnap Release Negotiations:

"I have 3 demands or I'll kill the boy!"

Negotiators assess the situation from next door.Head Negotiator dispatched

Negotiations beginNegotiations concluded

In this country, we would block off the street, take 12 hours to talk him out of it, spend $5 million giving him a fair trial, and pay his food and lodging for life.

No wonder their products are cheaper than ours.

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Most of this sounds logical but I offer no opinion beyond that.

CC&P'd from the original e-mail without any corrections:

If Hillary wins in 2008 and Bill is 'appointed' to fill her Senate seat (BOY – I hadn't even heard of this possibility!!) and either live to
retire .. 'they' (together or alone) would get two US Presidential retirement checks, two US Senate retirement checks, and a retirement
check from the State of Arkansas.

About the only thing they MIGHT NOT get is a Social Security check....but I wouldn't bet on it....I understand ole Bill has earned $40,000,000 in the past six years.

What a guy!

AND THE REST OF THE STORY... Hilarious Rotten Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under the 'Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan,' which means that even if she never gets re-elected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary until she dies.
(Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension eligible after only 4 years?)

If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary outlives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for that?

It's common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency, they purchased a million dollar-plus home in upscale Chappaqua, NY.
Makes sense!!

They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life.
Still makes sense.

Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments hover at around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence 'had' to be built within the acreage to house the Secret Service agents.

The Clintons charge the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the use of that extra residence, which is about equal to their mortgage payment. This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton's salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and security, as well as the
salaries for their 12 man staff -- and, this is all perfectly legal!

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Meet The sQuba:

Here's the story

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Have a great day, everybody. I am off to Judy & Richards for dinner tonight. See you tomorrow.

Mahalo

Aloha

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UNDER ARREST!
Please don't drink and drive

"Let's all be careful out there!"