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Saw this at Lugosi's.
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"Let's all be careful out there!"
Regulate Rickshaws -
6 hours ago
"Thats not acceptable. I want a cab, NOW!"
"Sir, apparently you didn't hear me correctly. I don't have any cabs to send to you until 9 pm at the earliest."
"No. You did not understand ME. I said I want a cab NOW!"
"Sorry. No can do."
"We seem to have been disconnected. I need to be picked up at Long's Drugs. NOW!"
"Is English a second language for you sir?"
"No. Of course not."
"Okay. Then what part of 'THERE ARE NO CABS AVAILABLE' didn't you understand?"
"What is your name?
"I am the dispatcher."
"No. I want your name and I want it NOW. I am going to call your owner and complain about you."
"You may call the owner tomorrow morning, if you wish. He knows who I am. Of course he is less tolerant of stupid people than I am, so be prepared to be yelled at and then hung up on."
"I am going to have you fired."
"Good luck. The next sound you hear will be me hanging up on you. Aloha."
Those who fail to learn history correctly--
Why they are simply doomed.