Farrah Fawcett dies and goes to heaven. God asks her what she would like her legacy to be. She thinks for a moment and says, "The protection of children."
Michael Jackson dies.
Did you know when it was bedtime at Neverland? When the "Big" hand touched the "little" hand.
Michael Jackson was born a cute little black kid and died an ugly old white lady.
"Let's all be careful out there!"
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