Farrah Fawcett dies and goes to heaven. God asks her what she would like her legacy to be. She thinks for a moment and says, "The protection of children."
**POOF**
Michael Jackson dies.
Did you know when it was bedtime at Neverland? When the "Big" hand touched the "little" hand.
Michael Jackson was born a cute little black kid and died an ugly old white lady.
"Let's all be careful out there!"