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Tuesday, April 13, 2010


I was compiling movies for my other blog and was adding My Girl 2 for publication this weekend.  Looking at the image of sweet little Anna Chlumsky it dawned on me how old that movie was and, gee, she must be all grown up now. 

Well, she is. 

Married (no kids) to a US soldier, she has a degree in International Studies from the University of Chicago.  She turns the big 30 on December 3rd this year.

Its not the big things that make me realize how fast time passes.  Its these little "flashes" of reality checking that typically floor me.

"Let's all be careful out there!"

The Gay Man & The Black Man

At the end of a tiny deserted bar in downtown  Detroit   sat a huge black man.  He was having a few beers, when a short, well dressed, and obviously gay man walked in and sat beside him.
After three or four beers, the gay man got the courage to say a few words to the big black man..

Leaning over towards him, he whispered, “Do you want a blow job?"

At this, the massive black man leaped up with fire in his eyes, and smacked the shit out of the gay man, knocking him swiftly off his stool.  He proceeded to beat him all the way out of the bar, before leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot, and returning to his seat.

Amazed, the bartender quickly brought over another beer to the black man, and said, ”I've never seen you react like that.  What did he say to you?"

"I don't know," the black man replied.  "Something about a job."

"Let's all be careful out there!"