YOU MIGHT BE A COP, IF...

1. You have the bladder capacity of five people.

2. You have ever handcuffed someone and it was not a sexual experience.

3. You believe that 50% of people are a waste of good air.

4. Your idea of a good time is an armed robbery and a car chase.

5. You conduct a criminal record check on anyone who seems friendly towards you.

6. Discussing dismemberment over a meal seems perfectly normal to you.

7. You find humor in other people's stupidity.

8. You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac and birth control pills.

9. You disbelieve 90% of what you hear and 75% of what you see.

10. You have your weekends off planned for a year.

11. You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce.

12. You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says,

"Boy, it sure is quiet tonight."

13. A little "stick time" has nothing to do with baseball.

14. You refer to your favorite restaurant by the intersection at which it's located.

15. You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled:

"Suicide...getting it right the first time."

16. You have ever had to put the phone on hold before you begin laughing uncontrollably.

17. Your favorite hallucinogen is exhaustion.

18. You think caffeine should be available in IV form.

19. The person you're speaking with states,

"That's not mine. I have no idea how that got there."

20. You believe anyone who says,

"I only had two beers"

is going to blow more than a 0.15.

21. You find out a lot about paranoia just by following people around.

22. People flag you down on the street and ask you directions to strange places.

23. You can discuss where you are going to eat with your partner while standing over a dead body.

24. You are the only person introduced at social gatherings by profession.

25. You walk into places and people think it's high comedy to seize their buddy and shout,

"They've come to get you, Bill."

26. You do not see daylight from November until May.

27. People shout,

"I didn't do it!"

when you walk into a room and think they're being hugely funny and original.

28. You've ever started a sentence with the phrase

"We had this awesome dead body earlier. You should have seen it."

29. A week's worth of laundry consists of 5 T-shirts, 5 pairs of socks, and 5 pairs of underwear.

30. You've ever referred to Thursday as "My Monday".

31. You've ever written off guns and ammunition as a business deduction.

32. Anyone has ever said,

"There are people killing other people out there and you are here messing with me."

33. You always sit with your back to the wall.

34. You've ever used the statement:

"I'd rather be tried by 12 than carried by 6"

Later.....

Wil
=8^))
"Let's all be careful out there!"

ANOTHER VACUOUS SHIFT

HELLO...HELLO...HELLO...HELLO...HELLO...

Very, very quiet last night. And what few runs there were, were split between nine cabs. 4 dayshift holdovers, 1 casual and 4 night drivers. The day drivers stayed on until 11:00pm-12:00 midnight. The casual left at 1;00am. 1 night gave up at 1:30am. The other 2 left at 2:00am and 2:30am. My solo hours generated 2 runs. Finished the shift with 14 runs and the same $ amount as the prior two nights.

My two best tips of the night were from an Australian and some lasses from Ireland. The girls said that no one tips in Ireland but friends had told them about it. Gave $20.00 on a $12.20.

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TAKE TWO...

Two really vivacious RN's


~ Laurie & Lizzie ~

Took these two very pretty ladies from The Grand to the "Triangle" last night and brought them back this morning at bar close. They leave today to return to the mainland. But they are smart and have left some time to recuperate from their vacation before returning to work on Wednesday. Both are nurses. I forgot to ask where they lived. By the number of people who had to tell them "goodnight" before we could leave the "Triangle", I would say that they made an outstanding impression.

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WYLAND GALLERY


Their entry is interesting and beautiful. Located in The Shops Of Wailea.

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MAU'I DEER

We have a herd (is that the correct multiple?) of deer that habituate the Wailea and Makena areas. You see them frequently grazing along the edge of the road bordering the golf courses. They are hard to get a picture of. Click the photos below for the larger image and you'll barely be able to distinquish one doe fleeing into the brush. I'll keep trying for a better pic. This one was a quick "point and shoot".

The original shot.


Cropped:

I ran the cropped pic through PHOTOSHOP and INFANVIEW to get an enhanced enlargement.

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NEW LAPTOP

Had fun with it last night. I was amazed at how many open access wi-fi "hot spots" there are in Kihei. Must be thousands. In the Pi'ilani Village Shopping Center I found nearly 25 different sources!

Played with it so long that I ran the battery down and it went into "hibernation" mode. Since I dispatch the next two shifts, I am going to leave it home.



Later.....

Wil
=8^))
"Let's all be careful out there!"