A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
- You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the product increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
- The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the
Husband Store to find a husband.
Floor 1On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
These men Have Jobs.
Floor 2The sign reads:
These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
Floor 3The sign reads:
These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
Floor 4The sign reads:
These men Have Jobs,
Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking. and Help With Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it. Still, she goes
to the fifth floor.
Floor 5The sign reads:
These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:
You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner also opened a
New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited...
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Have a great new week, everyone.
MAHALO
ALOHA
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