RIDING "JAWS"

"Let's all be careful out there!"

Christmas In Fallujah

Mahalo to Lugosi



"Let's all be careful out there!"

The Storm Of 2007

All images from the north end of Kihei. Click the photo credit at bottom to see even more images.

Caused by falling tree
South Kihei Road
Waves from passing cars
Kaonoulu Street
This car stalled
New subdivision
The land was washed away from the foundation
Life Guard Hut - Kam I
On the rocks
New subdivision
The ocean is 20 yards BEHIND the photographer
Front lawn, Maui Lu
Villas at Kenolio
This cab is actually floating as the driver pushes it
Even birds needed shelter
(under the meter)
Junction of Kaonoulu & South Kihei Road.
That car stalled also.
No power - No traffic lights
photo credit: monrasi's photos/Flickr.com




"Let's all be careful out there!"

NEW HUSBAND STORE

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

1. You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the product increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
2. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

Floor 1
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

These men Have Jobs.

Floor 2
The sign reads:

These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

Floor 3
The sign reads:

These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

Floor 4
The sign reads:

These men Have Jobs,
Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking. and Help With Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it. Still, she goes
to the fifth floor.

Floor 5
The sign reads:

These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:

You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner also opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited...

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Have a great new week, everyone.

MAHALO

ALOHA

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"Let's all be careful out there!"