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Friday, August 01, 2008



Three monkeys sat in a coconut tree.
Discussin things as they're said to be.
Said one to the others, "Now listen, you two
There's a certain rumor that can't be true,
That man descended from our noble race.
That very idea is a disgrace.
No monkey ever deserted his wife
Starved her babies or ruined her life,
And another thing you will never see
A monkey build a fence around a coconut tree
And let the coconuts go to waste,
Forbidding all other monkeys to taste.
If I put a fence around this tree
Starvation would force you to steal from me.
Here's another thing a monk won't do,
Go out at night and get on a stew,
And use a gun or club or knife
To take some other monkey's life
Yes, man descended, the ornery cuss -
But, brother, he didn't descend from us.

Thanks, June.

Possibly the dumbest guy ever on Wheel Of Fortune:

"Of course I am driving, officer. I am too frakking drunk to walk":

Lets see, the Governator had his birthday and cut 200,000 State employees to minimum wage. So this must be how he earns some extra cash:

OMG! Did you know that Scientology is a crime syndicate?

Drunk driver crashes truck into parked car. Passenger takes over, crashes truck into another parked car. On the same street.

You invite 300 people to a "play fight" and a "riot" breaks out. In California, it would be called a minor disturbance. We have more exacting standards for rioting.

Whoopi Goldberg and Elisabeth Hasselbeck debating Obama and McCain on the view:

Robbing a liquor store across the street from where the police are conducting a field training exercise earns this guy a nomination for the LLDE (Lex Luthor Doesn't Exist) award.

I guess if you can afford a Lamborghini then the cost of an oil change shouldn't bother you.

Enjoy your weekend!

"Let's all be careful out there!"