WELL, AT LEAST HE WASN'T ARMED

Earlier today American Airlines flight 725, a Boeing 757, from Boston to Los Angeles had to make an emergency landing in Oklahoma City. A male passenger went to the restroom, removed all his clothing and then proceeded to scamper up and down the aisles of the aircraft. After redressing he thought it was time to make a timely exit by attempting to open an emergency exit at 30,000 feet. He was taken into custody by Oklahoma authorities after being restrained by members of a Boston area professional soccer team aboard the flight. It is unknown if anyone yelled "GOOOAL" when he got the boot.

Gee, I didn't even get an in-flight movie when I flew back from the mainland.

Okay, I'll admit that I would accept free coffee when I was a cop. It was easier than the hassle involved trying to pay. But I did always leave a healthy tip. But this ranking officer down in Florida (sorry June) takes the cake.

Talk about being in a sticky situation.

I wonder if this guy's missing/wanted posters include a picture?

Well, we now know what "we" look like to passing aliens.


"Let's all be careful out there!"