VICTORIA'S SECRET SUED...

FOR THONG(ful) INJURY

What makes it even funnier is that the injury is NOT where you might expect it to be. Oh, and the victim(?) is 52.

Japan wants to limit convenience store operations to 7 AM - 11 PM. Gee, 7-11. That sounds like a great name for a "stop'n'rob".

"At such a life-or-death moment, I would only consider sacrificing my life for my daughter. I would not do it for anyone else, even my mother."

Those are the words of a Chinese high school teacher who sprinted from the building during last month's earthquake. Abandoning the students in his care, custody and control. Luckily, none of "running Fan's" charges were injured when he abandoned his post. He has lost his job.

And speaking of China, "Kung pao chicken" has been made official for the Olympics.

You know, sometimes it just rains cement.



"Let's all be careful out there!"