In Case You've Forgotten - There's Still Time for Redemption

"Let's all be careful out there!"

Think Before You Speak

Think before you speak...
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is
great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....


FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked
loudly,
'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?'
I turned around and walked back out and never went back
My husband didn't say a word...
he knew better.


SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
After browsing for several minutes,
I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store.
He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing
with men's balls'

THIRD TESTIMONY:
My sister and I were at the mall and
passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts.
As we were looking at the display case,
the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your nuts..'
My sister started to laugh hysterically.
The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.
To this day, my sister has never let me forget.


FOURTH TESTIMONY :
While in line at the bank one afternoon,
my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok.
I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust
I told her that if she did not start behaving 'right now' she would be
punished.
To my horror, she looked me
in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening,
'If you don't let me go right now,
I will tell Grandma that I saw you
kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!'
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.
Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.
I mustered up the last of my dignity and
walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.
The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of
laughter.


FIFTH TESTIMONY:
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on
him constantly.
One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands. It was
very busy, with a full dining room.
While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny,
so of course I checked
my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.
The realized that Danny
had not asked to go potty in a while.
I asked him if he needed to go, and he said 'No'
I kept thinking
'Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with
me.'
Then I said,
'Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?'
'No,' he replied.
I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting
worse.
Soooooo, I asked one more time, 'Danny did you have an accident ? This time he
jumped up, yanked down his pants,
bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled
'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!'
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing,
he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
An old couple made me feel better,

thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!


LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days
and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will,
in the future, likely think before she speaks.
What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!
We had a female news anchor that,
the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't,
turned to the weatherman and asked:
'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?'
Not only did HE have to leave the set,
but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!

"Let's all be careful out there!"

This is fun

Pretty Cool


Read out loud the text inside the triangle below.
More than likely you said, 'A bird in the bush,'! and. ......
If this IS what YOU said, then you failed to see that the word THE is repeated twice!
Sorry, look again.

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You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads the word illusion. Look again! Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion?

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What do you see here?


This one is quite tricky!
The word TEACH reflects as LEARN.

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Last one.
What do you see?
You probably read the word ME in brown, but........
when you look through ME you will see YOU!

Do you need to look again?

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Test Your Brain
This is really cool. The second one is amazing so please read all the way though.


ALZHEIMER'S EYE TEST

Count every ' F ' in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

(SEE BELOW)

HOW MANY ?
WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.

The reasoning behind is further down.
The brain cannot process 'OF'.
Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!
Anyone who counts all 6 'F's' on the first go is a genius.


Three is normal, four is quite rare.

Send this to your friends. It will drive them crazy.! And keep them occupied
For several minutes..!


Look at the spinning woman and if she is turning right your right side of your brain is working. If she is turning left your left side of your brain is working. If she turns both ways for you then you have a 160 or better IQ.
More Brain Stuff . . From Cambridge University .

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on!!

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VIDEO: CANADIAN HIGH SPEED PURSUIT

Pretty interesting, eh.

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Some More BUD LIGHT Ads

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36-hour Cialis

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BUD LIGHT TV ADS

The folks in charge of Bud Lights ad campaign never fail to make me laugh.

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What a collection

Received this slide show in my mail today. It is impressive. The images are not ancient period piece photos but are actually hand-made models.

I was impressed!

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CONGRATULATIONS!!!

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The Power of a Badge . . . . .

DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas , and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there," as he points out the location.

The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me.." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish . . . . On any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"

The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life....

chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull . . . .. . .

With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified.. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs . . . . .

"Your badge.
Show him your BADGE!"

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Doing A Test

I have 4 images posted below. Linked from my G-Mail CGI bin.

Can anyone else see them. I can but that may be just because its from my e-mail.

Someone please let me know.

Thanks.

"Let's all be careful out there!"

an epithany

Bear with me as I try to explain this.

A government, any government, is like a body. The GS-1's thru GS-WHATEVER are the individual cells. They come and go but the body remains intact. Serving its prime purpose of perpetuating and protecting itself.

The non-elected, appointed people of the government are the underwear. Occasionally seen but ignored. Acting as a barrier between the body and the outer garments. Not really necessary but there to keep the outer garments clean when the body has problems.

Those outer garments. Well those are our elected officials. Not really needed by the body but put on display to show our moods and whims. And they are changed often and have little or no effect on the body itself. Conservative, liberal, stylish, dull. They come and go rapidly but the body goes on and on. Doing whatever it desires, regardless of what statement others might feel is implied by the clothing worn. The body itself could really care less.

We can elect whomever we want and others can be appointed to positions but the bureaucracy is going to do as it pleases. And no one will/can ever change that.



See what happens when you eat cold pizza in the middle of the night.

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And The Nominee's Are:

Yesterday the 82^nd Annual Oscar nominee's were announced. You can watch all those up for "Best Picture" at the Home Theater Center. I've provided links for each of those films so you can watch/judge for yourself. The broadcast will be on Sunday, March 7, 2010 (check local listings for time & channel).

Best Picture

Avatar
The Blind Side
District 9
An Education
The Hurt Locker
Inglourious Basterds
Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire
A Serious Man
Up
Up in the Air

Actor in a Leading Role

* Jeff Bridges in “Crazy Heart”
* George Clooney in “Up in the Air”
* Colin Firth in “A Single Man”
* Morgan Freeman in “Invictus”
* Jeremy Renner in “The Hurt Locker”

Actor in a Supporting Role

* Matt Damon in “Invictus”
* Woody Harrelson in “The Messenger”
* Christopher Plummer in “The Last Station”
* Stanley Tucci in “The Lovely Bones”
* Christoph Waltz in “Inglourious Basterds”

Actress in a Leading Role

* Sandra Bullock in “The Blind Side”
* Helen Mirren in “The Last Station”
* Carey Mulligan in “An Education”
* Gabourey Sidibe in “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire”
* Meryl Streep in “Julie & Julia”

Actress in a Supporting Role

* Penélope Cruz in “Nine”
* Vera Farmiga in “Up in the Air”
* Maggie Gyllenhaal in “Crazy Heart”
* Anna Kendrick in “Up in the Air”
* Mo’Nique in “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire”

Animated Feature Film

* “Coraline” Henry Selick
* “Fantastic Mr. Fox” Wes Anderson
* “The Princess and the Frog” John Musker and Ron Clements
* “The Secret of Kells” Tomm Moore
* “Up” Pete Docter

Art Direction

* “Avatar” Art Direction: Rick Carter and Robert Stromberg; Set Decoration: Kim Sinclair
* “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus” Art Direction: Dave Warren and Anastasia Masaro; Set Decoration: Caroline Smith
* “Nine” Art Direction: John Myhre; Set Decoration: Gordon Sim
* “Sherlock Holmes” Art Direction: Sarah Greenwood; Set Decoration: Katie Spencer
* “The Young Victoria” Art Direction: Patrice Vermette; Set Decoration: Maggie Gray

Cinematography

* “Avatar” Mauro Fiore
* “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” Bruno Delbonnel
* “The Hurt Locker” Barry Ackroyd
* “Inglourious Basterds” Robert Richardson
* “The White Ribbon” Christian Berger

Costume Design

* “Bright Star” Janet Patterson
* “Coco before Chanel” Catherine Leterrier
* “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus” Monique Prudhomme
* “Nine” Colleen Atwood
* “The Young Victoria” Sandy Powell

Directing

* “Avatar” James Cameron
* “The Hurt Locker” Kathryn Bigelow
* “Inglourious Basterds” Quentin Tarantino
* “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire” Lee Daniels
* “Up in the Air” Jason Reitman

Documentary (Feature)

* “Burma VJ” Anders Østergaard and Lise Lense-Møller
* “The Cove” Nominees to be determined
* “Food, Inc.” Robert Kenner and Elise Pearlstein
* “The Most Dangerous Man in America: Daniel Ellsberg and the Pentagon Papers” Judith Ehrlich and Rick Goldsmith
* “Which Way Home” Rebecca Cammisa

Documentary (Short Subject)

* “China’s Unnatural Disaster: The Tears of Sichuan Province” Jon Alpert and Matthew O’Neill
* “The Last Campaign of Governor Booth Gardner” Daniel Junge and Henry Ansbacher
* “The Last Truck: Closing of a GM Plant” Steven Bognar and Julia Reichert
* “Music by Prudence” Roger Ross Williams and Elinor Burkett
* “Rabbit à la Berlin” Bartek Konopka and Anna Wydra

Film Editing

* “Avatar” Stephen Rivkin, John Refoua and James Cameron
* “District 9” Julian Clarke
* “The Hurt Locker” Bob Murawski and Chris Innis
* “Inglourious Basterds” Sally Menke
* “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire” Joe Klotz

Foreign Language Film

* “Ajami” Israel
* “El Secreto de Sus Ojos” Argentina
* “The Milk of Sorrow” Peru
* “Un Prophète” France
* “The White Ribbon” Germany

Makeup

* “Il Divo” Aldo Signoretti and Vittorio Sodano
* “Star Trek” Barney Burman, Mindy Hall and Joel Harlow
* “The Young Victoria” Jon Henry Gordon and Jenny Shircore

Music (Original Score)

* “Avatar” James Horner
* “Fantastic Mr. Fox” Alexandre Desplat
* “The Hurt Locker” Marco Beltrami and Buck Sanders
* “Sherlock Holmes” Hans Zimmer
* “Up” Michael Giacchino

Music (Original Song)

* “Almost There” from “The Princess and the Frog” Music and Lyric by Randy Newman
* “Down in New Orleans” from “The Princess and the Frog” Music and Lyric by Randy Newman
* “Loin de Paname” from “Paris 36” Music by Reinhardt Wagner Lyric by Frank Thomas
* “Take It All” from “Nine” Music and Lyric by Maury Yeston
* “The Weary Kind (Theme from Crazy Heart)” from “Crazy Heart” Music and Lyric by Ryan Bingham and T Bone Burnett

Short Film (Animated)

* “French Roast” Fabrice O. Joubert
* “Granny O’Grimm’s Sleeping Beauty” Nicky Phelan and Darragh O’Connell
* “The Lady and the Reaper (La Dama y la Muerte)” Javier Recio Gracia
* “Logorama” Nicolas Schmerkin
* “A Matter of Loaf and Death” Nick Park

Short Film (Live Action)

* “The Door” Juanita Wilson and James Flynn
* “Instead of Abracadabra” Patrik Eklund and Mathias Fjellström
* “Kavi” Gregg Helvey
* “Miracle Fish” Luke Doolan and Drew Bailey
* “The New Tenants” Joachim Back and Tivi Magnusson

Sound Editing

* “Avatar” Christopher Boyes and Gwendolyn Yates Whittle
* “The Hurt Locker” Paul N.J. Ottosson
* “Inglourious Basterds” Wylie Stateman
* “Star Trek” Mark Stoeckinger and Alan Rankin
* “Up” Michael Silvers and Tom Myers

Sound Mixing

* “Avatar” Christopher Boyes, Gary Summers, Andy Nelson and Tony Johnson
* “The Hurt Locker” Paul N.J. Ottosson and Ray Beckett
* “Inglourious Basterds” Michael Minkler, Tony Lamberti and Mark Ulano
* “Star Trek” Anna Behlmer, Andy Nelson and Peter J. Devlin
* “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” Greg P. Russell, Gary Summers and Geoffrey Patterson

Visual Effects

* “Avatar” Joe Letteri, Stephen Rosenbaum, Richard Baneham and Andrew R. Jones
* “District 9” Dan Kaufman, Peter Muyzers, Robert Habros and Matt Aitken
* “Star Trek” Roger Guyett, Russell Earl, Paul Kavanagh and Burt Dalton

Writing (Adapted Screenplay)

* “District 9” Written by Neill Blomkamp and Terri Tatchell
* “An Education” Screenplay by Nick Hornby
* “In the Loop” Screenplay by Jesse Armstrong, Simon Blackwell, Armando Iannucci, Tony Roche
* “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire” Screenplay by Geoffrey Fletcher
* “Up in the Air” Screenplay by Jason Reitman and Sheldon Turner

Writing (Original Screenplay)

* “The Hurt Locker” Written by Mark Boal
* “Inglourious Basterds” Written by Quentin Tarantino
* “The Messenger” Written by Alessandro Camon & Oren Moverman
* “A Serious Man” Written by Joel Coen & Ethan Coen
* “Up” Screenplay by Bob Peterson, Pete Docter, Story by Pete Docter, Bob Peterson, Tom McCarthy

"Let's all be careful out there!"

ACROSS THE UNIVERSE (complete movie)

I have moved this movie to my other blog:

HOME THEATER CENTER

Just click through and then click the AVAILABLE MOVIES button to make your selection.
Have a great time!

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Movies Currently Available

At the
HOME THEATER CENTER:

* 007 - Casino Royale
* 007 - Die Another Day
* 007 - Dr. No
* 007 - For Your Eyes Only
* 007 - From Russia With Love
* 007 - Goldfinger
* 007 - Moonraker
* 007 - Octopussy
* 007 - The Living Daylights
* 007 - Thunderball
* 12 Rounds
* 17 Again
* 2 Fast 2 Furious
* 2001: A Space Odyssey
* 2012
* 300
* 500 Days Of Summer
* 7 Pounds
* 8 Mile
* 9
* A Christmas Carol
* A Perfect Getaway
* Adventureland
* Alien
* Alien: Resurrection
* Aliens
* Alien³
* All About Steve
* All That Jazz
* Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel
* Amelia
* American Pie 2
* American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
* American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile
* American Psycho
* Angels and Demons
* Animal House
* Armored
* Australia
* Avatar
* Batman: The Dark Knight
* Bedtime Stories
* Before I Self Destruct
* Black Hawk Down
* Black Sheep
* Blood Diamond
* Blow
* Bolt
* Bonnie and Clyde
* Boondock Saints
* Bring It On: Fight To The Finish
* Brothers
* Brown Sugar
* Bruno
* Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid
* Ca$h
* Cannonball Run
* Casino
* Changeling
* Chicago
* Chris Rock: Kill the Messenger
* Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
* Clear And Present Danger
* Clerks 2
* Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs
* Contact
* Coraline
* Couples Retreat
* Creation
* Damage
* Daybreakers
* Did You Hear About The Morgans
* District 9
* Dorian Gray
* Drag Me To Hell
* E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial
* Edge Of Darkness
* Erin Brockovich
* Extract
* Fame
* Fantastic Mr. Fox
* Fast And Furious
* Field Of Dreams
* Fighting
* Finding Nemo
* Fired Up
* Forgetting Sarah Marshall
* Forrest Gump
* Four Christmases
* Frequency
* Funny People
* G-Force
* Gamer
* Georgia Rule
* Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past
* Good Hair
* Gran Torino
* Halloween
* Hancock
* Hanna Montana: The Movie
* Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
* Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
* Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
* Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
* Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
* Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
* How To Lose Friends And Alienate People
* I Can Do Bad All By My Self
* I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
* I Love You Beth Cooper
* I Robot
* Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
* Ice Age: The Meltdown
* Idiocracy
* Independence Day
* Indian Jones And The Temple Of Doom
* Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull
* Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade
* Indiana Jones And The Raiders Of The Lost Ark
* Inglourious Basterds
* Inkheart
* Invictus
* It's Complicated
* Jennifer's Body
* Jurassic Park
* Jurassic Park III
* Jurassic Park: The Lost World
* Katt Williams Pimpadelic
* Kung Fu Panda
* Law Abiding Citizen
* Leap Year
* Legion
* Little Big Man
* Love Happens
* Mamma Mia
* Management
* Marley And Me
* Meet The Spartans
* Miss March
* Moon
* More Than A Game
* My Sisters Keeper
* National Lampoon's Vacation
* Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian
* Ninja Assassin
* Observe And Report
* Obsessed
* Old Dogs
* Orphan
* Pandorum
* Paul Blart: Mall Cop
* Pearl Harbor
* Pineapple Express
* Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
* Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
* Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
* Planet 51
* Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire
* Rainman
* Ratatouille
* Rebound
* Role Models
* Ronin
* Saving Private Ryan
* Saw VI
* Serenity
* Sherlock Holmes
* Shorts
* Shrek 2
* Shrek the Third
* Slumdog Millionaire
* Smokin' Aces 2: Assassins' Ball
* Snatch
* Spider-Man
* Spider-Man 2
* Spider-Man 3
* Spread
* Spy Next Door
* Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
* Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones
* Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith
* Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
* Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
* Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi
* Superbad
* Surrogates
* Taken
* Taking Chances
* Terminator Salvation
* The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
* The Blind Side
* The Blues Brothers
* The Book Of Eli
* The Bourne Identity
* The Bourne Supremacy
* The Bourne Ultimatum
* The Box
* The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
* The Da Vinci Code
* The Fast And The Furious
* The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift
* The Final Destination
* The Forth Kind
* The Graduate
* The Hangover
* The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
* The Incredibles
* The Informant
* The Invention Of Lying
* The Lion King
* The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring
* The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
* The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers
* The Lovely Bones
* The Matrix
* The Matrix Reloaded
* The Matrix Revolutions
* The Men Who Stare At Goats
* The Notebook
* The Passion of the Christ
* The Princess And The Frog
* The Proposal
* The Road
* The Sixth Sense
* The Stepfather
* The Taking Of Pelham 123
* The Time Traveler's Wife
* The Ugly Truth
* The Visitor
* The Wash
* This Is It
* Titanic
* Tooth Fairy
* Top Gun
* Trailer Park Boys: Countdown To Liquor Day
* Twilight
* Twister
* Up
* Up In The Air
* Where The Wild Things Are
* Whip It
* Whiteout
* Who Framed Roger Rabbit
* X-Men
* X-Men 2: X-Men United
* X-Men Origins: Wolverine
* X-Men: The Last Stand
* Xanadu
* Year One
* Yes Man
* Youth In Revolt
* Zombieland

I am adding about 10 new ones every day.

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CLEAN YOUR MONITOR SCREEN!

You probably don't clean your computer monitor very often and it is really hard to do the inside.

So HERE is my present to you.

Click on the word "HERE" above and wait for a few seconds and the inside of your monitor will be cleaned for you!

You're welcome.

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