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Friday, January 01, 2010

SUICIDAL...

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline...

Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan ..

I told them I was suicidal....

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Assholes.................

"Let's all be careful out there!"

A government is a body of people.
Usually, notably, ungoverned
*** Those who fail to learn history
are doomed to repeat it;

Those who fail to learn history correctly--
Why they are simply doomed.

*** Who Controls the Past
Controls the Future
Who Controls the Present
Controls the Past

*** History is a Tale
Told by the Victors

*** War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength

*** In a world of universal deceit,
Telling the truth is a revolutionary act.


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