Well, according to some obscure American religious cult, the World ends at 6pm today.
But 6pm where?
Well, they're a bit vague on that trivial fact.
Its already past 6pm in the Land of Oz and they're still here. Same goes for Japan, Korea and China.
Maybe it's supposed to be 6 pm in Jerusalem.
Or Rome.How can a guy make plans about when to pop the top on his final can of beer or stoke the fire on his favorite bong?
Or Salt Lake City.
Maybe today would be better handled if everybody just stays wasted until May 21st finally dissipates at the IDL (International Date Line).
I'll drink to that!
"Let's all be careful out there!"