DO UNTO OTHERS*

AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM DO UNTO YOU

*exceptions:

• Jews
• Catholics
• Muslims
• Buddhists
• Taoists
• Hindus
• Atheists
• Pagans
• Blacks
• Mexicans
• Asians
• Africans
• Oceanians
• Eastern Europeans
• French
• Irish
• Germans
• Native American
• Caribbeans
• Latin Americans
• People poorer than me
• People richer than me
• Any one who believes that the First Amendment [Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances] applies to anyone other than a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant Christian.
• Any belief more liberal than Baptist.
• Any belief more conservative than Pentecostal.
• Gays (excluding "lipstick" lesbians)
• Mormans
• Communists
• Socialists
• Democrats 
• Any one who doesn't exactly agree with all my opinions

I know this will help me get into Heaven. The Bible told me so.

"Let's all be careful out there!"