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Monday, March 08, 2010

The Lone Ranger and Tonto

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look
Towards sky, what you see? '

'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'

'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?'

'You dumber than buffalo shit. It tell me someone stole the tent.'

"Let's all be careful out there!"


dogbait said...

An oldie but a goodie. Another oldie was when the Lone Ranger and Tonto see a huge war party of Indians approaching and the Lone Ranger says, "What are we going to do, Tonto" and Tonto replies, "What do you mean 'We' white man?"

Paradise Driver said...

BTW - "Tonto" is Spanish for "Idiot" and "Kimo Sabe" is bastardized Spanish for "Who Knows?"

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