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Wednesday, September 30, 2009


"Thou shalt not have a wife and girlfriend at the same time"

True Story from Houston

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring removed from his penis. According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits inside your wedding ring.

Laughter is good...

"Let's all be careful out there!"