HOW MUCH WOULD YOU CHARGE

TO DO THIS TYPE OF WORK?




When most people think of Modesto CA, their first recollection is Gary Condit/Chandra Levy or Scott and Lacy Peterson. Dubious recognition at best. But Modesto is also where George Lucas graduated from high school. And is also the home of Gallo Wine. I am sure most of you have heard of Ernest & Julio. I believe Gallo is the largest winery in the world. Oh, they do NOT offer tours.


Will any movie ever surpass Titanic?

Is Will Ferrel funny? I understand his humor. I just don't enjoy it.

Next time you go to your favorite fast food restaurant, think about this:

Oh, he was terminated by Burger King.

How badly were you affected by Monday's outage of Google apps and G-Mail?

The war between Russia and Georgia is also being fought in cyberspace.

Those who don't understand technology are always trying to control the flow of information. And whenever these "Harolds" (obscure Star Trek reference) try to stop something, the more likely they are to spread it even further.

You go to the Mall, buy a really cute summery dress. The next day you return to same Mall, wearing your new dress, and get ejected by the rent-a-cops for attracting too much attention. The Mall may have some legal problems ahead:

I just love those Kentucky accents.

Dubya is proving himself to be a true friend of the rapers of our environment. Again.

Chalk this one up in American Airlines' "Frak You" column.



"Let's all be careful out there!"