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Iraqi's Prime Minister stated yesterday, when asked which American Presidential candidate he supported, that he didn't want to influence anyone's vote but "Whoever is thinking about the shorter term is closer to reality. Artificially extending the stay of U.S. troops would cause problems." That would be Obama's 16 month timetable. I bet Dubya is fuming.

Zimbabwe had an inflation rate rate of 165,000 percent in February. In June it was 2.2 million percent, but non-government economists peg it closer to 10-15 million percent.

That 1.5 trillion dollars on display at the left is about what you would need to buy a pack of cigarettes. But it is worth more than toilet paper, since it has the full faith backing of the nation of Zimbabwe. What more could you ask for?


An elderly woman was saved by her pet dog after a 6ft 5in kangaroo attacked her on a farm in Australia. Her cat was petrified at the vision of a 6 foot tall mouse.

We all know that these exist and are mostly ignored by local authorities. Unless some politician or police chief needs some brownie points in the press.

When most people say their kids diapers are "loaded" they mean "brown" rather than "green".

The Beatles had everything right but the color.

Finally, police in British Columbia are finally getting a toehold into those recovered feet along the coast.

Enjoy your Sunday. Thank you for your visit.


"Let's all be careful out there!"