CANDY RICE HAS A...

PRICE ON HER HEAD

A $NZ5,000 reward for any Auckland University student who can successfully place her under arrest this weekend.

Who said it? BUSH or BATMAN

Don't you just love it when neo-con talk show hosts really screw up? Its even funnier when they try to blame liberals for it.

You wouldn't think a bumper sticker would cause this much reaction, would you?

We all know how bad the Reagan administration was about breaking laws. With the Bush docket, you need a scorecard to keep track.

I know the American justice system is founded on British common law but sometimes you wonder if that isn't a mistake.

Those "Don't Feed The Animals" signs at the zoo might need some modification. Some zoos are offering free admission to holders of food stamp cards. Modification: "Don't take the animal's food either"

Here's the church
Here's the steeple
Another crane falls
Crushing two people

Part of the ritual of becoming a TV news reporter is having to do live remotes from bad locations. This girl is a trouper. I doubt if she weighs more than 90 lbs.


Arkansas has a problem with one series of their license plates.



Its TGIF. Everybody have a great weekend.


"Let's all be careful out there!"