AND I THOUGHT...

HE WAS GAY

I never thought he was funny, either.
Andy Dick was arrested last week for drug possession and sexual assault on a 17 year old girl. This was not his first (nor probably his last) run-in with the law. Seems that whereever he goes he makes himself persona non gratia.

While no laws have been broken, the St. Louis (MO) Police Dept. has a major PR problem to deal with. And their COP has some other issues to be dealt with.

Some street punk rapper named "Lil Scrappy" (no, I never heard of him either) got stabbed over the weekend. He was then arrested by police while his assailant was released.

It might be that over consumption of soy products could cause... Something. What were we talking about?

Remember that "gas tax holiday" Clinton and McCain touted during the primaries? The one quietly abandoned when it turned out that the loss of $9 billion would cause job losses just before the election. Well, to correct that problem, Congress is quietly talking about raising it instead. Isn't that sweet of them?

"Hello. Fire Department?" My house is burning. How much do you charge to come over and put it out? That much, huh? Look, let me call you back. I need to shop around."

Its not easy being a vet trying to go back to school and adapt to civilian life.

You own a casino. The economy has dwindled profits. How do you adjust? Change the odds on the slots, of course.

Five ways reality caught up with Sci-Fi this century.

I know, its Monday. Try and cope as best you can.. Thanks for the company.

"Let's all be careful out there!"