DEFINITION OF HDTV

Your kids want to lick the screen whenever The Cooking Channel is on.

Montana is a huge state with a sparse population. And I think its Governor, Brian Schweitzer, deserves a standing ovation from all of us. This was a a real class act on his part.

Today marks the 28th anniversary of the eruption, at 8:30 AM (PDT), of Mt. Saint Helens, killing 57 people and doing $3 billion (1980) in damage. To over half the population, thats something they may have read about in their history books. I am looking forward to the day the Iraqi War will be just a small footnote in some textbook.



This guy came this close >>>|_|<<< to earning a Darwin Award. Some people are just lucky.

Dubya is lecturing middle-east leaders to adopt democracy and allow for the equality of the sexes. These cultures are still in the "rape, pillage and plunder" mindset. His efforts are as wasted as if he had tried to explain what a quark is to a newborn.

The TOP-5 gas saving myths debunked


I wonder if Lifetouch National School Studios Inc. will institute mandatory drug and pysch exams for its employees after what was done to the photos in the McKinney (TX) High School yearbook? See what happens when your "source" sells you some "really killer bud."

Hmm. Bush is from Texas. Maybe THAT explains the last 7.5 years. He claims he gave up nose-candy and booze but never said a damn word about "smoke."

Over The Limit?
UNDER ARREST!
Please don't drink and drive

"Let's all be careful out there!"