CLEAN CARTOONS ...

FOR SLIGHTLY TWISTED MINDS

HOPE ONE OF THESE PUT A

ON YOUR FACE

***

I dialed a number and got the following recording:

"I am not available right now, but
Thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the
Beep. If I do not return your call,
You are one of the changes."

~~~~~

Aspire to inspire before you expire.

~~~~~

My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.

~~~~~

Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

~~~~~

Blessed are those who can give without remembering
And take without forgetting.

~~~~~

The irony of life is that, by the time
You're old enough to know your way
Around, you're not going anywhere.

~~~~~

God made man before woman so as to give him time
To think of an answer for her first question.

~~~~~

I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.

~~~~~

Every morning is the dawn
of a new error.

***

Thanks for coming over. Judy and I had a pleasant evening together. A new week starts tonight. Hoping for the best. Always hoping, sigh.

Mahalo

Aloha

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Luau

Sunset
Lahaina

Silversword
Haleakala

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"Let's all be careful out there!"