Paradise Driver

THOUGHTS:

CHILD ABUSERS:
When convicted, lock them in a room with the victim's family. Come back in 24 hours and unlock the door. Matter solved.

HURRICANES:
People seem to react with shock and amazement when a hurricane strikes. Why?

ISLAMIC WAR:
Take all the pretty wrapping off and we have two major issues. The industrialized nations want to control oil. The Islams see this as a religious war. Lets just solve the problem quickly. Nuke every major Islam city and shrine. Then walk away. No aid. No troops for order. Nothing. Let them rot.

PHILIPINES:
Have they ever had a non-corrupt gov't? Even Corizon Aquino had tinged hemlines.

POLITICIANS:
Is there one who hasn't succumbed to the "dark force"?

DUMB SPORTS CLICHES:
After game interviews always have the winning team coach explaining how the other team was good, etc. Wouldn't you like to see one just say - "Yeah, we kicked the shit out of their wimp asses."

TSA:
I take flight crews to the airport often. One pilot, who is a regular customer, is a deputy air marshall and is authorized to carry a 9mm Glock on board. All flight crews must go through the same entrance screening at security as passengers. They took away his nail file.
You figure out the logic, good luck.

HOMELAND SECURITY:
A man enters the US from Canada at a crossing somewhere in New England. He is carrying an axe, a sword, brass knuckles, and handcuffs all covered in what appears to be blood and flesh. Our elite border security's response? "Welcome home citizen. Have a nice day." EXCUSE ME??

PRICE OF OIL:
Anybody want to bet that it won't be above $100 per barrel this time next year?

"RIGHT WING" RADIO TALK SHOWS:
Are there any other kind? Hard to find any voice out there that even approaches the center line, let alone crosses over to the left. And even with this predominance they continue to bash "main stream media". Excuse me guys, but you have become the "main stream media."

FOX NEWS - "FAIR AND BALANCED"
Yeah. Right.