WIDDLE WABBITS
An adorable little girl, all blonde curls and blue eyes walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp:
"Excuthe me, mithter do you keep widdle wabbiths?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts and he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"
She, blushing, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't phink my python weally givth a phuck."
12th July coming
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So here we are with the 12th of July around the corner, with drum and fife
and bagpipes the Orange order will start to march in support of King
Billy....
13 hours ago
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