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Thursday, October 23, 2008

OCTOBER 23RD

Today is Thursday, Oct. 23, the 297th day of 2008.
There are 69 days left in the year.

Today's Highlight in History:

  • On Oct. 23, 1983, 241 U.S. service members, mostly Marines, were killed in a suicide truck-bombing at Beirut International Airport in Lebanon; a near-simultaneous attack on French forces killed 58 paratroopers.

On this date:

  • In 1707, the first Parliament of Great Britain, created by the Acts of Union between England and Scotland, held its first meeting.
  • In 1864, forces led by Union Gen. Samuel R. Curtis repelled Confederate Gen. Sterling Price's army in the Civil War Battle of Westport in Missouri.
  • In 1915, tens of thousands of women marched in New York City, demanding the right to vote.
  • In 1942, during World War II, Britain launched a major offensive against Axis forces at El Alamein in Egypt.
  • In 1946, the United Nations General Assembly convened in New York for the first time, at an auditorium in Flushing Meadow.
  • In 1956, a student-sparked revolt against Hungary's Communist rule began; as the revolution spread, Soviet forces started entering the country, and the uprising was put down within weeks.
  • In 1958, Boris Pasternak was named winner of the Nobel Prize in literature. (However, Soviet authorities pressured Pasternak into relinquishing the award.)
  • In 1973, President Nixon agreed to turn over White House tape recordings subpoenaed by the Watergate special prosecutor to Judge John J. Sirica.
  • In 1987, the U.S. Senate rejected, 58-42, the Supreme Court nomination of Robert H. Bork.
  • In 1995, a jury in Houston convicted Yolanda Saldivar of murdering Tejano singing star Selena.

Ten years ago:
  • Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat signed a breakthrough land-for-peace agreement at the White House.
  • Barnett Slepian, a doctor who performed abortions, was shot and killed at his home in suburban Buffalo, N.Y. (James Kopp, a militant abortion opponent, was later convicted of murdering Slepian.)
  • Typhoon Babs pummeled the northern Philippines, killing at least 189 people.

Five years ago:
  • As thousands of anti-war demonstrators protested outside, President Bush thanked Australia for sending troops to Iraq and Afghanistan as he spoke to the country's Parliament. Later in the day, the president concluded his Pacific trip with a visit to Hawaii, where he dropped flowers into the water at the sunken battleship USS Arizona.
  • Madame Chiang Kai-shek, widow of the Chinese nationalist leader, died in New York at age 105.
  • In Game 5 of the World Series, the Florida Marlins beat the New York Yankees 6-4, bringing the team within one game of winning the baseball championship.

One year ago:
  • Evacuations due to out-of-control wildfires in Southern California topped 500,000; President Bush declared a federal emergency for seven counties.
  • Shuttle Discovery and its crew of seven thundered into orbit for a complex space station construction mission.

Today's Birthdays:
  • Movie director Philip Kaufman is 72.
  • Soccer great Pele is 68.
  • Author Michael Crichton is 66.
  • Rhythm-and-blues singer Barbara Ann Hawkins (The Dixie Cups) is 65.
  • Actor Michael Rupert is 57.
  • Movie director Ang Lee is 54.
  • Jazz singer Dianne Reeves is 52.
  • Country singer Dwight Yoakam is 52.
  • Movie director Sam Raimi is 49.
  • Parodist "Weird Al" Yankovic is 49.
  • Rock musician Robert Trujillo (Metallica) is 44.
  • Rhythm-and-blues singer David Thomas (Take 6) is 42.
  • Rock musician Brian Nevin (Big Head Todd and the Monsters) is 42.
  • Country singer-musician Junior Bryant is 40.
  • Country singer Jimmy Wayne is 36.
  • Rock musician Eric Bass (Shinedown) is 34.
  • Actor Ryan Reynolds is 32.
  • Actress Masiela Lusha is 23.
  • Actress Briana Evigan is 22.
  • Actress Jessica Stroup is 22.

Thought for Today:
"Life is easier to take than you'd think; all that is necessary is to accept the impossible, do without the indispensable and bear the intolerable."
Kathleen Norris, American author (1880-1960).


"Let's all be careful out there!"

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"Let's all be careful out there!"

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

OCTOBER 22ND

Today is Wednesday, Oct. 22, the 296th day of 2008.
There are 70 days left in the year.

Today's Highlight in History:

  • On Oct. 22, 1962, President Kennedy announced a quarantine of all offensive military equipment shipped to Cuba, following the discovery of Soviet-built missile bases on the island.

On this date:

  • In 1746, Princeton University was first chartered as the College of New Jersey.
  • In 1797, French balloonist Andre-Jacques Garnerin made the first parachute descent, landing safely from a height of about 3,000 feet over Paris.
  • In 1836, Sam Houston was inaugurated as the first constitutionally elected president of the Republic of Texas.
  • In 1883, the original Metropolitan Opera House in New York held its grand opening with a performance of Gounod's "Faust."
  • In 1928, Republican presidential nominee Herbert Hoover spoke of the "American system of rugged individualism" in a speech at New York's Madison Square Garden.
  • In 1934, bank robber Charles "Pretty Boy" Floyd was shot to death by federal agents at a farm in East Liverpool, Ohio.
  • In 1968, Apollo 7 returned safely, splashing down in the Atlantic Ocean.
  • In 1979, the U.S. government allowed the deposed Shah of Iran to travel to New York for medical treatment — a decision that precipitated the Iran hostage crisis.
  • In 1981, the Professional Air Traffic Controllers Organization was decertified by the federal government for its strike the previous August.
  • In 1986, President Reagan signed into law sweeping tax-overhaul legislation.

Ten years ago:
  • The government advised parents to remove the batteries from their kids' "Power Wheels" cars and trucks, made by Fisher-Price, because of faulty wiring that could cause them to erupt into flames.

Five years ago:
  • President Bush defended U.S. policy from the Mideast to Iraq during a frank exchange with moderate Muslim leaders during a stopover in Bali, Indonesia.
  • The Florida Marlins edged the New York Yankees 4-3 in 12 innings to even the World Series at two games each.
  • IRL racer Tony Renna, 26, died after crashing at nearly 220 mph during a test drive at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway.

One year ago:
  • A federal judge in Dallas declared a mistrial for former leaders of the Texas-based Holy Land Foundation, a Muslim charity accused of funding terrorism.
  • China's Communist Party gave President Hu Jintao a second five-year term.
  • Marie Osmond fainted during ABC's live broadcast of "Dancing With the Stars."

Today's Birthdays:
  • Actress Joan Fontaine is 91.
  • Nobel Prize-winning author Doris Lessing is 89.
  • Actor Christopher Lloyd is 70.
  • Actor Derek Jacobi is 70.
  • Actor Tony Roberts is 69.
  • Actress Annette Funicello is 66.
  • Movie director Jan de Bont is 65.
  • Actress Catherine Deneuve is 65.
  • Rock musician Leslie West (Mountain) is 63.
  • Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour is 61.
  • Actor Jeff Goldblum is 56.
  • Movie director Bill Condon is 53.
  • Actor Luis Guzman is 51.
  • Actor-writer-producer Todd Graff is 49.
  • Rock musician Cris Kirkwood is 48.
  • Christian singer TobyMac is 44.
  • Singer-songwriter John Wesley Harding is 43.
  • Actress Valeria Golino is 42.
  • Comedian Carlos Mencia is 41.
  • Country singer Shelby Lynne is 40.
  • Reggae rapper Shaggy is 40.
  • Rapper Tracey Lee is 38.
  • Actor Michael Fishman is 27.
  • Talk show host Michael Essany is 26.
  • Rock musician Zac Hanson (Hanson) is 23.
  • Actor Jonathan Lipnicki is 18.
  • Actress Sofia Vassilieva is 16.

Thought for Today:
"Happiness is not a horse; you cannot harness it."
Russian proverb.


"Let's all be careful out there!"

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"Let's all be careful out there!"