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Monday, November 05, 2007

SLEEP

BEAUTIFUL SLEEP





















And Then Play






MAHALO

ALOHA


THE PICTURE GALLERY

Haleakala

Kaua'i
Waikiki
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"Let's all be careful out there!"

Sunday, November 04, 2007

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

TWO WHOLE DAYS OFF!

It was a pretty quiet Saturday. Half my fares before midnight and half after.

Had a Japanese lady compliment me last night. She said I was very good looking. Huh? I don't see that when I look in a mirror. Of course I was faltered. I think it might just be my bushy full beard. Japanese men can't grow one like mine, so I can see where it could be a fantasy for some.

A few tourists but mostly residents for the shift. My co-driver, Murph, passed over an OGG to me for 8p. Finally got out of town. Paid me $80 on a $54. That was the high point of my shift.

Gene, a driver who, because of medical issues, has become our new night dispatcher. Covering at least the 2 days our other dispatcher, Tree, is off. Gene is a retired cop out of Oregon. I have not had a face-to-face meeting with him and, because of our schedules, had only heard him briefly on the radio. His first night dispatching was last night. I could tell instantly that he had been a cop. His radio procedure was clean, smooth, concise and crisp. What a joy to my ears. I could tell by listening to him that he can multi-task.

12 fares / 109 miles / 3rd quarter $100 bracket

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Here are two stories (#1 - #2) from our local rag about Lahaina Halloween - 2007.

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I bid all of you ado. I am off to bed to sleep. And sleep some more. Then wake up and look at the clock and roll back and go back to sleep. I am so looking forward to being off the next two days.

Oh, did everyone in Canada and the US remember to set your clocks back this morning? If not, you were always an hour ahead of the game until you did.

MAHALO

ALOHA


THE PICTURE GALLERY

Mau'i
Makena
Off-Shore
I'ao Valley


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"Let's all be careful out there!"

Saturday, November 03, 2007

NOT A BAD

FRIDAY NIGHT

It was enjoyable not having to dispatch. I did my shift on Thursday. The only disappointing aspect was while all the rest of the night crew had at least 2 runs each out of town, I never left town. My best fare of the shift was $17.30.

We had 2 day shift holdovers at 9p, when Tina (#05) took control. She then did the neatest little trick:
"Zero-Nine. Are you a 'day' or 'night' driver?"

"Uh, base, I am a 'day' driver."

"Well, its 9 o'clock and its time for you and One-Eight to go home."
They went home.

Well, those are the new rules. If you want to stay past 9p then your name is added to the night shift dispatch rotation list and you have to pull "phone" duty until 2a. The exception is that if we are extremely busy, then the night dispatch may request the "day" drivers to hold over and assist without being subject to the dispatch rule.

Had a "puker" last night. But it turned out okay. Responded to an MPD request. 3 young ladies going from FoodLand to Kam Sands. The first of my 6 dog-watch trips. Made the pick-up at 2:11a and was headed south on Kihei Road. The front windows were rolled down and I heard the one in the middle of the rear seat ask the one in the left rear if she was okay. Inside my head the claxons began blaring and the warning lights began to flash. I instantly pressed the control switch and dropped the left rear window. I started to tell her that if she felt queasy to just stick her head out the window. Glanced in the sideview mirror and her head and shoulders were already outside and she was blowing chunks along the roadway. Nary a smug in the interior and, when I checked after dropping them, just a small amount of bile along the rear fender. Easily removed with the UnoCal-76's pump island hose. A negligible amount of lost time. We were so busy at bar close that none of the night crew was able to get away befor 2:30a and the last departed by 3a. Finished off the night with a 4 run spurt between 3:30a and 4a.

19 fares / 116 miles / 1st quarter $200 bracket

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I watched 4 15/16 year old girls walk into Micki D's, in Lahaina, on Wednesday night. All were dressed in "Catholic School Girl Uniforms". Ala, earlier Britney Spears. 10 minutes later, the exited dressed in spiked heel boots or shoes, fishnet stocking and garters (a/k/a/ "suspenders"), "boy" shorts that looked like they had been spray painted on and sexy-revealing tops. They now looked like they were 23 or 24. Only betrayed by their lack of assertive body language that a few more years of maturation will provide. They were definitely very sexy looking. Most young ladies enjoy the opportunity to look like a slut when they are in a safe situation and they aren't the only ones sporting that stylized Hollywood street hooker look. Not that they are sluts in real life but it is fun for them to show off and relish the attention they draw. Their eyes just gleam with excitement.

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These are the remaining shots from Wednesday night. All are of poor quality and have been cropped, enhanced and enlarged to render a usable image.







One more shift to go and then 2 entire days off.

Hope to see y'all tomorrow!

MAHALO

ALOHA


THE PICTURE GALLERY

Mau'i
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"Let's all be careful out there!"

Friday, November 02, 2007

MY PC IS FEELING BETTER NOW

AND I DON'T KNOW HOW I CORRECTED IT

Okay, I am back on the desktop.

Halloween night was an absolute blast. Between 35,000 and 40,000 people showed up. The costumes were outrageous as always but not as outlandish as prior years. Very few problems, at least by the time I had to leave. I am trying to get some images from friends who were actually down on front street to share here.

Saw a group of teen girls walk into Micki D's dressed in Catholic school girl uniforms. When they left, their attire ahd changed to skin tight "boy" shorts and skimpy bikini tops. Of course, girls have always done that, for generations.

While everyone had been drinking, no one I hauled was overly intoxicated. Every fare was very upbeat whether coming or going to Front street.

One fun part of Lahaina Halloween is that I am out of range for our prime radio channel and there was jsut a few bits'o'chatter on the secondary "west-side" channel. Of the 246 licensed cabs on Mau'i, I would estimate that about 200 were in Lahaina. Getting fares was pretty easy. Just get as close to the blockade at the north end of the Historic District and people were falling over themselves to be picked up.

It may have been my second best shift ever.

Thursday night I dispatched, this new rotation "thang". It was a mellow night (see stats in prior post). Obviously, most people were pretty much partied out from Wednesday.

For the last few weeks, a rumor has been going around Kihei about a murder/rape that supposedly occurred. As time has pssed, it went from 1 incident to 4 incidents to 15 incidents. None of it is true. Even the original report turned out to be consenual sex with "buyers remorse" the following morning.

One person told me that there had positively been a body found in a dumpster at the "Triangle". I told them that if that was true, then that area would have been closed for days, as a forensics team processed the scene for evidence. He stopped and thought for a moment and then agreed that there had been no forensic team so the story must be an "urban myth". It is amazing how much this whole thing has been blown out of proportion.

Tonight will be the first Friday in a long time that I won't have the phone prior to 2a. I am going to enjoy it.

Found out yesterday that I will no longer be dispatching on Sundays. Owner changed his mind again. As with all businesses, things remain in flux. The only "constant" is "change". That should make my upstairs neighbor happy. Won't have to hear my deep voice rumbling up through his floor.

I'll be back in the morning with another post. Hope to see you then.

MAHALO

ALOHA

A family in my general neighborhood went all out for the event.
Wednesday's sunset. Took this, "on the fly", while driving over to Lahaina.
Some more passengers



"Let's all be careful out there!"

MY COMPUTER IS SICK

THE PC HAS CAUGHT A COLD

Opened an e-mail from a friend, didn't touch any attachments, and then everything went to hell in a handbasket.

I'll try some more later, after I wake up. All the images from Halloween are on the PC. I was able to upload these and am doing the writing from my laptop.

12 fares / 97 miles / 2nd quarter $100 bracket








"Let's all be careful out there!"

Thursday, November 01, 2007

TODAY'S POST

WILL BE SHORT

I am functioning on shear will power at the moment. I passed "exhausted" about 3a. Lahaina Halloween - 2007 was way better than I hoped. Made my 5p reservation, picked up a third party along the way, all guys. I don't think they really captured the experience, since I did their return at 7:42p. They only spent 1 hour and 42 minutes and left before things begin to get interesting.

I got a few shots and haven't even looked at them yet. I'll publish what is usable tomorrow.

Made it back to Kihei by 2:15a and started my dog-watch. The last of the night crew departed at 2:30a and I added 4 more runs to my night. If I could have spent just a 2 more hours in Lahaina, I would probably have approached $600.

I am off to bed. I awoke about 1:30p yesterday, logged in at 4:30p and walked back in my door at 5:30a today. More about the night in tomorrow's edition of Paradise Driver.

19 fares / 259 miles / 2nd quarter $400 bracket

MAHALO

ALOHA


THE PICTURE GALLERY

Mau'i
From The Top Of Mt. Haleakala
To The Ocean's Depths

Molokini
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"Let's all be careful out there!"