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Thursday, February 15, 2007

NEVER COUNT YOUR CHICKENS

BEFORE THE EGGS HATCH

~ Brooke & Matthew ~


When I logged on last night, I was told I had a "special" at 7:30p, going to the Ma'alaea Grill in (obviously) Ma'alaea. A young gentleman wanted a luxury sedan to take he and a lady out to dinner. That would be approximately a $40 run each way. Not a bad way to start the shift. ONE-NINE is a 2001 Mercury Grand Marquis, which is classified as "luxury", albeit the bottom end of that category.

I pulled in front of the address smack on 7:30p and decided I would try to make this as pleasurable as possible for them. Our "cab light" is magnetically mounted to the roof of the vehicle, so I removed it to the trunk (boot). Gave ONE-NINE a more distinquished "look". My fare, Matthew (pictured above) was impressed when he came out of his residential condo. We went to pick up his date, Brooke (pictured above) at her residence a short 3/4's of a mile away. During the short jaunt, I confirmed our destination and discovered that he had been unable to obtain reservations at Ma'alaea Grill. If fact, almost every place he called were totally booked out. He finally got a reservation at Mulligan's. Our "Irish Pub". Oh, well 2x$16 is better than nothing. I opened the door for Brooke and wished her a Happy Valentine's Day. During our journey, I made sure to "talk up" Mulligan's positive features. Hoping that it would help her impression of Matthew. This was their first date. They both work in one of our supermarkets in Kihei. I also asked to take their picture, for the blog. On arrival, I gave her my hand when I opened her door. Its just one of those courtesies that a gentleman should extend to a lady. Matthew was "talkative" nervous. It was fun watching him trying to be something, so hard, that he probably won't attain for another 10 years, at best. He wanted to be as suave as James Bond, from a 15 year old's POV. Matthew was probably 21, maybe 22 (same age guesstimate for Brooke).

I did their return pick up 3 hours later. Brooke was almost sober but, alas, poor Matthew was ripped. Their evening came to an abrupt halt right after I dropped them at her apartment. Saw him later, at bar close, in the "Triangle". He had been slamming them back, until he was requested to leave after he lost his stomach contents across the top of one bar. None of the other pubs would allow him in, due to his level of intoxication.

Between those 2 runs, I picked up another 2, out of 8 total for the shift. The first brought me back into town, where what little action there was could be found. About an hour later, I stumbled onto the second one. One of the other drivers, while on a run, had spotted a male trying to "flag" a cab by the ABC Store, on south Kihei Road. Since the pickings were lean, I said that I would check it out. Usually you arrive at the location and can't find anybody. I missed him on my first pass, He was in the shadows. Spotted him on the return. He wanted to go to Haili'imaile, which is on the lower slopes of Mt. Haleakala, just below Makawao and Pukalani. I requested a $70 deposit and he handed me a C-Note. The fare actually came to $66.20. I got an 80-cent tip. Oh, well. Sometimes the magic works and sometimes it doesn't. During my return to the southside, I got the dispatch to pick up Brooke and Matthew.

Bar close brought my next three fares.

The final run was a request by the PBX operator at the Four Seasons to gather up a guest from a private residence in Kihei. I told her to tell the lady that I would be there in about 5 minutes. Arrived and sat. Sat for 15 minutes. Called the Four Seasons. They didn't have a call-back number, so I departed. I requested the operator to get a phone number if/when she called back. 20 minutes later, I get a call from the lady, herself. I knew she was speaking English but I could only understand 2 of the words she mumbled. It didn't take a genius to put 2 and 2 together. I asked if she was the lady at (address). She muttered something that sounded like a "yes". I told her that I would be there in less than 5 minutes and for her to be outside waiting for me. Another garbled response. Naturally, when I arrived, she wasn't in sight. I decided to give a 5 minute wait. In the final 30 seconds, a guy walks around from the rear of the house and tells me it'll be "just a second". She comes around the side of the home, walking with that careful precision that only drunks can do. As she enters, I could hear large glass bottles of liquid pinging against each other in her large, cloth purse. The guy joined her in the back seat. Obviously, their party was long from being over. At the hotel she was barely capable of movement, let alone cognitive thought. He, on the other hand, was coldly sober. I looked him in the eyes and saw a deep set cruelty, buried therein. When this woman regains consciousness, eventually, she will have no idea why she is so sore in so many places, nor where all her bruises came from. I've dealt with the other end of this scenario many times in my prior life.

For this year, last nights meter was decent, but was about 50% of what I was getting last year.

Since winter has finally arrived in the northeast, maybe we'll get to see a huge influx of smurf snowbirds in the near term. God, I hope so. St. Patrick's Day and "spring break" are just around the corner. One can always hope.

Y'all come back now, hear!

Mahalo and Aloha.


THE PICTURE GALLERY

PACIFIC COVE LUAU
O'AHU


Hawai'ian Wedding Song


Some Newlyweds

Fire Torch Dance

Grand Finale

Some Guests

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"Let's all be careful out there!"

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

VALENTINE'S DAY: RULES

WITH LISA NOVA

Found this on Helen's Blog.


"Let's all be careful out there!"

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY


AND HAPPY ANNIVERSARY
TO
PARADISE DRIVER


~ Jessica ~
One Of Last Night's Fares


One year ago today, I made a post about Paris Hilton peeing in the back of cab #25. Bob, over at Taxi Tales, commented that I should create a cab-blog. Thanks, Bob.

Back then the name of this site was Reflections Of My Mind and was a place where I would post stuff that was basically of interest only to me. The actual starting date of this blog was Monday, November 10, 2003.

My first post was:
I wonder how I adjust the time to reflect it correctly?

posted by wil at 14:04
Those pre-cab-blog archives still exist, but I don't include them in the Paradise Driver Morgue drop-down menu.

I've put a bunch of different counters/trackers here over the last year, and removed most of them, but only use three now. Stat-Counter, Site Meter and ExtremeTracking.

The first one was installed on April 4, 2006. The second on April 10, 2006 and the third on April 11, 2006. Each use different criteria for the reports.

As of this moment, Stat Counter says that I have had 32,039 page loads and24,231 unique visitors, from 81 countries.

Over this past year, I have come to consider many of you as friends. Though we will probably never meet, I am interested in the stories of your life and the glimpses of your little part of the world. I hope you feel the same about what I have shared.

I think I have only missed posting on a daily basis twice in the last 365 days. That is one hell of a lot of words and pictures. Sometimes I struggle, trying to find something/anything that might be entertaining for you.

Let's see what the next year brings!

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Last night broke the typical pattern that Tuesdays have been in for oh so long. I actually made money. While I only did 11 runs, 2 were to OGG and 1 to Ma'alaea Harbor.. It was a bit tight this morning. We had 2 cabs on and 9 reservations between 5a and 5:45a. Other day drivers began filing in during that 45 minute period and we covered everything. We were never late but on a few of them we weren't early either. I stayed on until 7:00am, putting in a full 12 hour shift. I am bushed and headed for bed.

The most interesting person of the night was Jessica (above) and the details of her ride are secret. She is cute though, isn't she?

I hope Cupid finds the "bulls-eye" in each of your hearts today. Thanks for dropping by. Lets meet again tomorrow, okay?


THE PICTURE GALLERY

PACIFIC COVE LUAU
O'AHU















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"Let's all be careful out there!"

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

BIG WAVE

NO BIG DEAL

Picked Judy up from work and asked her where she wanted to go for dinner. I offered Outback Steakhouse or Big Wave We hadn't been to Big Wave for awhile, so off we went.

Big Wave is a fancyfied corner cafe with delusions of grandeur. The waitresses remind me of a typical American truck stop. Tough cookies, one and all. Judy likes to go there because they bake their french fries rather that deep fry them.

She had
Smoked Turkey
Turkey Breast, Lettuce, Tomato, Swiss and Cranberry
Mayonnaise
$8.95

And I opted for
Big Wave Burger
Sauteed Onion, Bell Pepper, Mushroom, Pepper Jack Cheese,
Lettuce and Tomato
$8.95

We both drank iced tea.

There is little positive feedback that I can give for my burger. There was no risk of e-coli contamination, since the meat patty was very, very "well done". Another 30 seconds on the grill and it could have passed for charcoal. The mushrooms, sauted onions and sauted green bell peppers did add a nice flavor but on a scale of 1 (low) to 10 (high) I would rate it about a 2.
They have patio seating with a glorious view of the McDonald's drive-in across south Kihei Road.

Judy said her turkey sandwich was okay. It does come piled high (about 2" or 4cm thick) with sliced turkey breast.

When we got back to her home, I surprised her with a heart-shaped box of DOVE® heart-shaped dark chocolate truffles. Since I probably won't see her on Valentine's Day (HEADSUP! - thats this Wednesday, guys. TOMORROW!) I wanted to at least let her know that I was thinking of her. No, not romance, just a friend making a friend feel good.

If everything goes as planned, the sale of Royal Sedan and Taxi Service (a/k/a Royal Cab, Royal Taxi) will close on Thursday and the new owners will take over on Friday. Art, the old owner, will stay on board as a manager until the new folks get a chance to learn the business. I haven't met them yet nor do I even know their names. All things in due time, I guess.

Please take my poll on the sidebar. You may only vote once. I am just curious as to where my visitors read Paradise Driver from. Work, home or both. I'll remove it about March 12th and probably replace it with another one.

Mahalo for stopping by today. I really enjoy your company.

Aloha.



THE PICTURE GALLERY

PACIFIC COVE LUAU
O'AHU















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"Let's all be careful out there!"