Movies Currently Available

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* 007 - Casino Royale
* 007 - Die Another Day
* 007 - Dr. No
* 007 - For Your Eyes Only
* 007 - From Russia With Love
* 007 - Goldfinger
* 007 - Moonraker
* 007 - Octopussy
* 007 - The Living Daylights
* 007 - Thunderball
* 12 Rounds
* 17 Again
* 2 Fast 2 Furious
* 2001: A Space Odyssey
* 2012
* 300
* 500 Days Of Summer
* 7 Pounds
* 8 Mile
* 9
* A Christmas Carol
* A Perfect Getaway
* Adventureland
* Alien
* Alien: Resurrection
* Aliens
* Alien³
* All About Steve
* All That Jazz
* Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel
* Amelia
* American Pie 2
* American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
* American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile
* American Psycho
* Angels and Demons
* Animal House
* Armored
* Australia
* Avatar
* Batman: The Dark Knight
* Bedtime Stories
* Before I Self Destruct
* Black Hawk Down
* Black Sheep
* Blood Diamond
* Blow
* Bolt
* Bonnie and Clyde
* Boondock Saints
* Bring It On: Fight To The Finish
* Brothers
* Brown Sugar
* Bruno
* Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid
* Ca$h
* Cannonball Run
* Casino
* Changeling
* Chicago
* Chris Rock: Kill the Messenger
* Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
* Clear And Present Danger
* Clerks 2
* Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs
* Contact
* Coraline
* Couples Retreat
* Creation
* Damage
* Daybreakers
* Did You Hear About The Morgans
* District 9
* Dorian Gray
* Drag Me To Hell
* E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial
* Edge Of Darkness
* Erin Brockovich
* Extract
* Fame
* Fantastic Mr. Fox
* Fast And Furious
* Field Of Dreams
* Fighting
* Finding Nemo
* Fired Up
* Forgetting Sarah Marshall
* Forrest Gump
* Four Christmases
* Frequency
* Funny People
* G-Force
* Gamer
* Georgia Rule
* Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past
* Good Hair
* Gran Torino
* Halloween
* Hancock
* Hanna Montana: The Movie
* Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
* Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
* Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
* Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
* Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
* Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
* How To Lose Friends And Alienate People
* I Can Do Bad All By My Self
* I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
* I Love You Beth Cooper
* I Robot
* Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
* Ice Age: The Meltdown
* Idiocracy
* Independence Day
* Indian Jones And The Temple Of Doom
* Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull
* Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade
* Indiana Jones And The Raiders Of The Lost Ark
* Inglourious Basterds
* Inkheart
* Invictus
* It's Complicated
* Jennifer's Body
* Jurassic Park
* Jurassic Park III
* Jurassic Park: The Lost World
* Katt Williams Pimpadelic
* Kung Fu Panda
* Law Abiding Citizen
* Leap Year
* Legion
* Little Big Man
* Love Happens
* Mamma Mia
* Management
* Marley And Me
* Meet The Spartans
* Miss March
* Moon
* More Than A Game
* My Sisters Keeper
* National Lampoon's Vacation
* Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian
* Ninja Assassin
* Observe And Report
* Obsessed
* Old Dogs
* Orphan
* Pandorum
* Paul Blart: Mall Cop
* Pearl Harbor
* Pineapple Express
* Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
* Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
* Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
* Planet 51
* Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire
* Rainman
* Ratatouille
* Rebound
* Role Models
* Ronin
* Saving Private Ryan
* Saw VI
* Serenity
* Sherlock Holmes
* Shorts
* Shrek 2
* Shrek the Third
* Slumdog Millionaire
* Smokin' Aces 2: Assassins' Ball
* Snatch
* Spider-Man
* Spider-Man 2
* Spider-Man 3
* Spread
* Spy Next Door
* Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
* Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones
* Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith
* Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
* Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
* Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi
* Superbad
* Surrogates
* Taken
* Taking Chances
* Terminator Salvation
* The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
* The Blind Side
* The Blues Brothers
* The Book Of Eli
* The Bourne Identity
* The Bourne Supremacy
* The Bourne Ultimatum
* The Box
* The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
* The Da Vinci Code
* The Fast And The Furious
* The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift
* The Final Destination
* The Forth Kind
* The Graduate
* The Hangover
* The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
* The Incredibles
* The Informant
* The Invention Of Lying
* The Lion King
* The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring
* The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
* The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers
* The Lovely Bones
* The Matrix
* The Matrix Reloaded
* The Matrix Revolutions
* The Men Who Stare At Goats
* The Notebook
* The Passion of the Christ
* The Princess And The Frog
* The Proposal
* The Road
* The Sixth Sense
* The Stepfather
* The Taking Of Pelham 123
* The Time Traveler's Wife
* The Ugly Truth
* The Visitor
* The Wash
* This Is It
* Titanic
* Tooth Fairy
* Top Gun
* Trailer Park Boys: Countdown To Liquor Day
* Twilight
* Twister
* Up
* Up In The Air
* Where The Wild Things Are
* Whip It
* Whiteout
* Who Framed Roger Rabbit
* X-Men
* X-Men 2: X-Men United
* X-Men Origins: Wolverine
* X-Men: The Last Stand
* Xanadu
* Year One
* Yes Man
* Youth In Revolt
* Zombieland

I am adding about 10 new ones every day.

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CLEAN YOUR MONITOR SCREEN!

You probably don't clean your computer monitor very often and it is really hard to do the inside.

So HERE is my present to you.

Click on the word "HERE" above and wait for a few seconds and the inside of your monitor will be cleaned for you!

You're welcome.

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Did You Know....

That AVATAR is available in a multitude of "flavors"

Most people have seen it in 2-D and 3-D. A few lucky ones have experienced the IMAX 3-D version. But that isn't where it ends. In some theaters around the world there are also 4-D versions.

4-D theaters have programmed seats for the viewers that move in response to the action in the movie. Not only are your audio and visual senses being stimulated but also your sense of motion. The ultimate form is the 4-D IMAX experience. I've heard rumors that one man in Bangkok, Thailand actually died while watching Avatar 4-D IMAX. I guess the experience is as close as current technology can get us to a Star Trek halodeck .

Have any of you had the 4-D or 4-D Imax experience? I'd sure like to hear a first hand account.

BTW - Avatar is now the highest dollar grossing film of all time. Beating Titanic, also a James Cameron film, this past week. It will probably exceed $2 BILLION in the next week or two.

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#1 ON MY FAVORITE MUSICALS LIST

Bob Fosse was a GENIUS!

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HALOSCAN IS CLOSING ITS DOORS!

I received this in my e-mail today:

The Haloscan hardware and software is physically failing and we have no choice but to discontinue the service.

Two Options: Switch to Echo or Export your comments FREE.
Although we can't rescue Haloscan, we are trying our best to limit the negative impact on users. To do this, we have worked hard to provide 2 options for Haloscan sites.

Log in now to make your choice and continue without interruption

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I really liked the way Haloscan worked but, alas, I guess I am going to have to make the transition back to Blogger.

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HAVE YOU NOTICED?

My HOME THEATER CENTER (link at the top of the side-bar >>>>>) now has 200 full-length feature films. New releases that just showed up in your local mega-plex this past weekend. Classics from the last half of the past century. 21st century blockbusters. Action/adventure. Romance. Comedy. Drama. Animation. I am adding about 10 new features every day. I only have 2 limitations: Is it available on the web and no porn.

I found that some videos didn't work properly or had limitations on viewing time. A real pain in the ass. I think I have corrected all of that.

Come over and check it out. Make a request for something that you like but isn't posted. I will make every effort to accommodate your wish.

Do me a favor and tell your friends about this new blog. I am sure they will enjoy it. A link to it would also be greatly appreciated. The more links to a blog, the higher Google rates it.

"Let's all be careful out there!"

Talk About Creative Advertising...

I don't know what Flaggaards is or what border they're referring to but the ad got my attention

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The Psychiatrist and Proctologist

Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors."

The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to read, "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."

This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy The council, they changed the sign to "Catatonics and High Colonics." No go.

Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives." Thumbs down again.

Then came "Minds and Behinds." Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes." Unacceptable again!

So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts." Not a chance.

"Nuts and Butts?" No way.

"Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go.

"Loons and Moons?" Forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with:

"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."

Everyone loved it.

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Amazing how life's little problems,

have a way of taking care of themselves !!

***I am sure someone will debunk this one thru Snopes, but I don't care. Its a good yarn.***

Johnstown, PA:

Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers "duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters," according to police officials.

"Something just went wrong," said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. "Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong." The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, "growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats," decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event "in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats." "In fact," said the organizer. "Motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it... Ergo, they should stop."
According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960's era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting "you're murderers" to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

"They peed on me!!!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene', and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!"

"I.. I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket. And, he... he didn't even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, 'You can't prove that.' Next thing I know is he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and not left me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman."

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers "farted on their heads."

Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed "surprise" at the allegations.

"That's preposterous, " said a high ranking member of the biker organizing committee. "We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome."

When confronted with the allegations of force feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and 'farting on their heads,' the organizer declined to comment in detail.
"That's just our secret handshake," assured the organizer.

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The Female Genie

While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I dont need any common woman giving me anything."

The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said,"Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you. "

The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Nancy Pelosi at his side.



His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.


God is good.

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The Many Uses Of Coffee Filters...

Better than paper towels and a lot less expensive...

COFFEE FILTERS


Coffee filters ..... Who knew! And you can buy 1,000 at the Dollar Tree for almost nothing even the large ones.

1. Cover bowls or dishes when cooking in the microwave... Coffee filters make excellent covers.

2. Clean windows, mirrors, and chrome... Coffee filters are lint-free so they'll leave windows sparkling.


3. Protect China by separating your good dishes with a coffee filter between each dish.


4. Filter broken cork from wine. If you break the cork when opening a wine bottle, filter the wine through a coffee filter.


5. Protect a cast-iron skillet. Place a coffee filter in the skillet to absorb moisture and prevent rust.

6. Apply shoe polish. Ball up a lint-free coffee filter.

7. Recycle frying oil. After frying, strain oil through a sieve lined with a coffee filter.

8. Weigh chopped foods. Place chopped ingredients in a coffee filter on a kitchen scale.

9. Hold tacos. Coffee filters make convenient wrappers for messy foods.

10. Stop the soil from leaking out of a plant pot. Line a plant pot with a coffee filter to prevent the soil from going through the drainage holes.

11. Prevent a Popsicle from dripping. Poke one or two holes as needed in a coffee filter..

12. Do you think we used expensive strips to wax eyebrows? Use strips of coffee filters..

13. Put a few in a plate and put your fried bacon, French fries, chicken fingers, etc on them. It soaks out all the grease.

14. Keep in the bathroom. They make great "razor nick fixers."

15. As a sewing backing.. Use a filter as an easy-to-tear backing for embroidering or appliqueing soft fabrics.


16. Put baking soda into a coffee filter and insert into shoes or a closet to absorb or prevent odors.


17. Use them to strain soup stock and to tie fresh herbs in to put in soups and stews.


18. Use a coffee filter to prevent spilling when you add fluids to your car.


19. Use them as a spoon rest while cooking and clean up small counter spills.


20. Can use to hold dry ingredients when baking or when cutting a piece of fruit or veggies.. Saves on having extra bowls to wash...


21... Use them to wrap Christmas ornaments for storage.


22. Use them to remove fingernail polish when out of cotton balls.


23. Use them to sprout seeds.. Simply dampen the coffee filter, place seeds inside, fold it and place it into a plastic baggie until they sprout.


24. Use coffee filters as blotting paper for pressed flowers. Place the flowers between two coffee filters and put the coffee filters in phone book..


25. Use as a disposable "snack bowl" for popcorn, chips, etc.

OH YEAH THEY ARE GREAT TO USE IN YOUR COFFEE MAKERS TOO.

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JOHNNY CARSON'S FINAL TV APPEARANCE

Leno and O'Brien never will fill his shoes.

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Proposed 28th Amendment to the United States Constitution:

"Congress shall make no law that applies to the citizens of the United States that does not apply equally to the Senators and Representatives; and, Congress shall make no law that applies to the Senators and Representatives that does not apply equally to the citizens of the United States".

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ITS PUN TIME

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir
Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out
to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it
was a weapon of math disruption.

5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in
his work.

6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationary.

7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart.

9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are
looking into it.

12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway one hat said to
the other, 'You stay here; I'll go on a head..'

14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.. When
his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium
at large.

20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned
veteran.

21. A backward poet writes inverse.

22. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your
count that votes.

23 . Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects.

"Let's all be careful out there!"

Master Bates Zen Teachings

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just leave me alone.

2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.

3. No one is listening until you fart.

4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

10. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it..

11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

12. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the wind screen.

13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

14. Good judgment comes from bad experience and most of that comes from bad judgment.

15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women.. Neither one works.

17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ... then things just keep getting worse.

20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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I AM SOOO HAPPY!

Received my first check from Social Security today

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HOME THEATER CENTER

I am pleased to announce a new blog:

PARADISE DRIVER'S
HOME THEATER CENTER

Currently there are over 140 180 movies posted. All viewable on-line and free.
More will be added as time permits.

I hope you enjoy it and please feel free to make requests for additions.

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I'M HOMESICK FOR MAUI

My good friend, Van, sent me this video of him and his son, Austin, enjoying the warm waters of Kam-3 last week. I miss Maui sooo much.

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SERENITY (complete movie)

I have moved this movie to my other blog:

HOME THEATER CENTER

Just click through and then click the AVAILABLE MOVIES button to make your selection.
Have a great time!

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DON'T PISS OFF A SHEIKH IN THE UAE

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FECES OCCURS.....

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