THE GULF of MEXICO

A "NO SMOKING ZONE"!!??

Also:

"NO SWIMMING"

"NO WADING"

"STAY 500 METERS BACK!"

"NO BREATHING"

"MAY CAUSE CANCER"

"CAUTION: EXPLODING WATER!"

"Let's all be careful out there!"

ARE AMERICANS REALLY THIS STUPID??

GAWD, I HOPE NOT!

"Let's all be careful out there!"